If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.
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Really... you want a Yandere following you around everywhere you go...SomeLameStuff said:
sleeping in your closet or under your bed every night...
oh yeah... and she's always armed to the teeth...
AND WILL KILL YOU if she doesn't think you're paying enough attention to her...
i.e. she doesn't think your every thought is about her.
Yeah... sure... good luck with that.
OT:
Oh... hi there... we were just talking about you. Umm...
*checks for exits*
Ashsaver said:
Oh yeah and...
*pushes lamestuff right into Ash's arms*
This one wanted to confess his... her... its undying love for you. Oh and if it doesn't say anything for a while, or tries to run away kicking and screaming... or tries to kill you... don't worry... its just shy. You remember what I was like when we first met, right?
Anyway... I've got some errands to take care of, I'll be back in a little while. See ya!
*buggers off at the speed of light*
*rolls for initiative*Ashsaver said:
20! Watch out now!
*rolls dexterity*
20! AGAIN! FUCK YEAH!
The result:
Not only do I perfectly dodge that knife, I also catch it and throw it right back at Ash... and SHE STILL has no idea where I am because I've moved silently to a new location.
*silently observes through the use of well placed wards*
Hey Ash, guess who went THAT way! *points towards TheDoctor's new location*
Hey Ash, guess who went THAT way! *points towards TheDoctor's new location*
It's a good thing I activated that illusion rune, because you just killed one. *completely deadpan* Congrats.
I say let her try. I've tested my mettle against dozens of Magi. A lone tsundere won't prove to be much of a challenge.
Wrong.Neuromancer said:
She's a Yandere. Look it up on TV Tropes.
Much, much worse than a Tsundere.
And to give you an idea of what I've tried to get her to stop... well...
I've changed my avatar around in the hope that would help me...
Used to be The Nameless One with near infinite power, didn't help.
Used to be Mordin Solis, didn't help.
Used to be Marcus Cole from B5... an elite hand-to-hand combatant and expert at stealth, didn't help.
Nothing works.
Also... this wasn't the first time I've used a nuke on her. First one actually went off... and she still kept coming.
So no... you are not a match for her. Noob.
Anyway... time for me to hide now.
*disappears*
Yeah well, when you wake up for the last time in her refrigerator... don't say I didn't warn you.Neuromancer said: