If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[My name is Fiction]

Yeah, she could use the exercise.

 

[staika]

Dance kitty dance! or else I'll sic the cyber dogs on ya!

@Fiction: And it could possibly keep her from attacking me, that would be awesome >.>

 

[Bruenin]

*pets the cyber dogs*

 

[AnkaraTheFallen]

@Nero: I am ok thank you, how are you?

@Staika: *peeks out from hiding place*

 

[My name is Fiction]

@Staika: Weird, she has never attacked me. Well atleast not effectivly.
Now if she threw black head crabs at me I would lose my shit.

 

[staika]

@Ankara: There is no need to hide, I won't hurt you. That is unless you rerail the thread.

*offers out hand*

@Fiction: I made the mistake of running when she first saw me. She threw spoons at me, THEY ARE MY ONLY WEAKNESS!

 

[My name is Fiction]

@Staika: Thats a horribly common weakness. I got a spoon right now in my pocket.

 

[staika]

@Fiction: You wouldn't use that on me, would you o.o

 

[My name is Fiction]

@Staika: Oh I was mistaken, its a spork. Do those work too?

 

[Bruenin]

@Fiction:
@Staika:
the situation between you two, somehow i've actually been in that same exact situation before "you better be quiet before I spoon you!" it was funny cause the guy didn't know what it meant to be spooning someone. :3

--edit--

I posted too late, the situations changed o.o the spoon grew fangs and turned into a spork

 

[staika]

@Fiction: Luckily for me no, well unless you took out the fork part of it and then it would burn my skin to the touch.

@Bruenin: THAT'S OFFENSIVE! think of the children that are not here, you just crushed their innocence.

 

[Bruenin]

@staika:
meh

They can deal with it >:3

 

[staika]

@Bruenin: You heartless bastard, you make it seem like I have a heart. Which I don't.

 

[Bruenin]

@staika: *noms*

well... your avatar says Justin Bieber so nyah!

 

[staika]

@Bruenin: You gotta look out for that pop idol, his angry little girl fans can cause some damage to your shins. You may never walk comfortably again D:

 

[AnkaraTheFallen]

@Staika: *Glomps*

 

[staika]

@Ankara: *is glomped*

No need to glomp me, I'm fragile and slightly drunk at the moment.

 

[AnkaraTheFallen]

@Staika: D: Sorry >.<

 

[staika]

@Ankara: It's fine, you didn't break me so no damage done. I would feel like a tissue if that were to break something >.>