If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[staika]

Well I was forced to eat some nutella and now I have no idea where I am. Oh well, time to sit in the corner muttering terroristic threats to that mouse.

 

[My name is Fiction]

Is the mouse gadget from rescue rangers? That would be oul.

 

[sylekage]

It'll be as quiet and awkward as my last date!

 

[xmbts]

*Shoves*

 

[Porygon-2000]

*Punches*

 

[Headsprouter]

*more mindless violence*

 

[Porygon-2000]

Oh, my dear @Headsprouter. Violence is never mindless. Unless you remove your mind!

*evil laughter*

 

[My name is Fiction]

Its mot mindless if its a bee.
*Bee gernades go!*

 

[kailus13]

Bees? Fuck! *runs away from the bees*

 

[Headsprouter]

This is turning into a romantic version of the "If you were to hit the above escapist..." thread. I dub thee: "The love tap thread".

Anyway: MOAR BEES AND OTHER STINGING INSECTS

 

[My name is Fiction]

*carries in a extra crate of japanese hornets*
This should last us until we are all dead.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Uh, yeah, I'm going to try and get my ass away from those bees now.

 

[My name is Fiction]

Hornets. Their only perpose is to fuck you up. You could hide in the ballpit under the bed.

 

[staika]

Poor hornets, nobody loves them. It must be sad to be a hornet.

 

[Porygon-2000]

See, I'd be worried, IF I didn't work with a psychopathic mercenary with a fire obsession.

Actually, scratch that. I'm still terrified.

 

[My name is Fiction]

We'll if we bring in more bees they can kill the rest of the hornets.
That sounds like a great idea.

 

[DOOM GUY]

Eh, Gordon Freeman, could be worse I suppose.

 

[My name is Fiction]

When will these people realize its a crazy train?!
I should remove everyones brains and replace them with tesla coils.
That would fix this.
*Looks for bonesaw*

 

[Porygon-2000]

THAT'S MY JOB, YOU LAZY- *ahem*

Please, the position of insane doctor has been taken. In the meantime, why don't you work on a sequel to your last game? I quite enjoyed it, you know?

 

[staika]

We should remove their brains and replace them with bee hives, only then can we fight off the hornet invasion.