If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[ShockValue]

Do it yourself!

 

[Sacman]

Pfft, but we're supposed to be partners with friendship and stuff... and besides you're like Electric type!

 

[ShockValue]

I stand by what I just said!

 

[Sacman]

Fine than I'll just have to catch another ShockValue...

*Throws pokeball at...*

 

[ShockValue]

Not going to happen.

 

[Sacman]

oh Come on Shocky... you'll be my only one, and you can have all of my rare candies and health ups...

 

[ShockValue]

How many times do I have to say no?

 

[Sacman]

Pfft! but don't you want to help me catch a legendary bird?

 

[ShockValue]

Uh huh.
*Sets on fire*

 

[Sacman]

D: But you're not a Fire Pokémon...

 

[ShockValue]

Not a pokemon.

 

[Sacman]

Pfft, fine... well than how about a drink? ;D

 

[ShockValue]

You're still on fire.

 

[Sacman]

Heh, than I hope you like your alcohol on fire... how about a Flaming Dragon?

*Burns to death...*

 

[ShockValue]

You should have done something about the fire instead.

 

[Sacman]

Might as well die drunk, if I'm on fire anyway...<.<

 

[Headsprouter]

(as a pile of ashes)Extinguish yourself...my fire proof stat is a pathetic 2, y'know.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Eh, I've woken up next to worse.

 

[kailus13]

Why do cats always enjoy sleeping on my head? I'm trying to breathe here!