If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Racecarlock]

Do you want me to call a doctor? I really think I should call a doctor.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

What the fuck IS AN X-WING FIGHTER DOING IN MY BED?!!!

 

[Teoes]

Hey, where's my wallet?

 

[Kae]

Well you seem quite shaken, we must have had a great night.

 

[xmbts]

I was going to headbutt you just now.

 

[Headsprouter]

I can see right through you.

 

[Kae]

Well that explains why I'm bleeding.

 

[Neuromancer]

It's fun watching you bleed.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

*yawns* is it walking time yet?

 

[Neuromancer]

We really should slow down with the walks.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

But...but...WALKIES! :c

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

Don't worry, I'll take you on walkies

 

[Headsprouter]

No! Take ME on walkies!

 

[Neuromancer]

Only a cute pokemon like Zigzagoon deserves walks!

 

[Headsprouter]

Are you saying I don't deserve functional legs? I have a right to their use, such as for kicking you out of my bed!

 

[Neuromancer]

You're just mad you were created for the sole reason to be cannon fodder. Easy to kill cannon fodder.

 

[Headsprouter]

They...tried to make me live up to criteria. But their faces looked delicious, sooo...

That kind of blew up in their face. Or rather, I did.

 

[Kae]

You should stop sleep-biting because I can't find my arm!

 

[Headsprouter]

I thought you liked it kinky. Too much? Getting on your nerves? Obviously not because you didn't feel me bite your arm off.

 

[Neuromancer]

Spoiler

So... Ready to explode?