If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[TheDoctor455]

that was some pretty insane nomming

@TheDocter455: Nunally is a girl. But she is a *****

Good enough.

 

[TheDoctor455]

yeha, but spinzaku would interrupt you to rump rumpus you every time you get into ms. kkkriple

(mutters a spell, which sets up a convenient distraction for spinzaku)

Well then?

 

[Best of the 3]

yeha, but spinzaku would interrupt you to rump rumpus you every time you get into ms. kkkriple

(mutters a spell, which sets up a convenient distraction for spinzaku)

Well then?

well, beats biting the pillow >.<

Actually just before I go I thought I'd tell you that the manga about Nunally is called The Nightmare of Nunally. It's an alternative story which is, what if Nunally had gotten the Geass power instead of Lelouche.

OK, now I'm off. G'night.

 

[TheDoctor455]

yeha, but spinzaku would interrupt you to rump rumpus you every time you get into ms. kkkriple

(mutters a spell, which sets up a convenient distraction for spinzaku)

Well then?

well, beats biting the pillow >.<

Oh... my appearance... well... after you've died as much as I have, look this good, you will not.

 

[TheDoctor455]

yeha, but spinzaku would interrupt you to rump rumpus you every time you get into ms. kkkriple

(mutters a spell, which sets up a convenient distraction for spinzaku)

Well then?

well, beats biting the pillow >.<

Actually just before I go I thought I'd tell you that the manga about Nunally is called The Nightmare of Nunally. It's an alternative story which is, what if Nunally had gotten the Geass power instead of Lelouche.

OK, now I'm off. G'night.

NIIIIGHT!

yeha, but spinzaku would interrupt you to rump rumpus you every time you get into ms. kkkriple

(mutters a spell, which sets up a convenient distraction for spinzaku)

Well then?

well, beats biting the pillow >.<

Oh... my appearance... well... after you've died as much as I have, look this good, you will not.

now i'm just confused

Did you even read the wiki link I provided?
The Nameless One (my avatar) is immortal... sort of. He dies, but he just keeps coming back to life. So after having died over and over again for a few thousand years by now, how good do you think you'd look?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Long story short, no one can kill me.

So give it up.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Ok

-speeds up time so everyone you know dies-

Like that hasn't happened before.

(mutters spell, stopping time)

Now we're alone.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Ok

-speeds up time so everyone you know dies-

Like that hasn't happened before.

(mutters spell, stopping time)

Now we're alone.

*nunnally pulls off her shirt to reveal she actually is a spinzaku hive and shoots spinzakus all over you*

How the fuck does that work?

Oh well...

(mutters a spell, altering reality so that nunnally had always been female... had always looked female, had breasts, was not a "spinzaku nest", and was a nice person)

There, that should take care of that.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Ok

-speeds up time so everyone you know dies-

Like that hasn't happened before.

(mutters spell, stopping time)

Now we're alone.

*nunnally pulls off her shirt to reveal she actually is a spinzaku hive and shoots spinzakus all over you*

How the fuck does that work?

Oh well...

(mutters a spell, altering reality so that nunnally had always been female... had always looked female, had breasts, was not a "spinzaku nest", and was a nice person)

There, that should take care of that.

Hey, spinzaku nests sounds like a viable biological weapon

(I am loling my ass off right now)

Since we'd already gone through the "female" business on another thread, I'd thought I'd save some time.

 

[xmbts]

Alone you are not. So I'd appreciate you not getting your 'spinzakus' near me.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Kerrigan: I did suspect him at first too since hes tried to manipulate the Zerg both before and after I took control of them....That aside though...my terms are:
1. assist me in reigning control of the Zerg since Im not in complete control of the entire race as you and others may have thought.
2. A pardon of sorts for my actions both immediately after my transformation and while the Overlord was controlling me
3. The Wormhole Weapon if its functioning when we find it be destroyed
4. Megnsk must be held accountable for his attempted use/manipulation of my people
*proceeds to list afew others*
Those are my terms...1-4 are of priority the others are secondary at best

Hmm... very well... I find the primary terms acceptable... but I'm afraid I can't allow the Zerg in general to have access to Sigil, as I don't have that kind of authority, however I can take you to the Lady of Pain, and you can bring it up with her. -After we avert the crisis here that is... Though... if we do survive this, and you decide to meet with the Lady of Pain... I would advise that you never insult her, and defer to every protocol she demands.

I have no problem with Mengsk being held accountable... however, I must make an alteration to that... I think he should be tried by a joint Protoss-Terran Military Tribunal, as he has wronged ALL species in this sector in some way. I will preside as the main Judge, you can be the Prosecution if you like.

I have some terms for you from the Protoss. (I'll let Stukov come up with Terran terms)

Keep in mind that I'm just reading these off.

1. You be held accountable for your crimes against the Protoss (both the Conclave and the Dark Templar Nomads) that you committed of your own volition. -Sorry, but that was the best I could talk them down to on short notice, Raynor has volunteered to be your defense, and I will Judge. I'm not from this Plane, did not witness or have any involvement in any of these cases, and thus am completely impartial. -

2. You order your Zerg to leave Aiur at once, and provide reparations to go towards the Protoss Homeworld's rebuilding.
(with that one... I'm assuming you have already done so, and the Zerg still present are beyond your control)

3. Aid in the fight against the Xel'Naga threat.

4. Help to find and capture Duran.

(stops reading)

There are some other terms involving borders, and the return of other slightly less important Protoss territories, but I'll let you look over them later.


As for your terms...
I'm afraid I personally can't grant you a pardon... you have never wronged me... you'll have to seek that from the Protoss and the Terrans...

I don't think either party will be willing to grant you pardon without a hearing of some kind... which will probably require that I go into your mind and determine which actions were truly your own during that time.

It had been my goal to destroy the Wormhole Weapon from the beginning... but I am one of the few people with the knowledge needed to dismantle it safely.

Sadly... it seemed close to being functional when I last saw it.

I would recommend that for the time being, we make locating it our top priority.

(turning to Cortana)

Yes... I have heard that before, and I just don't get it.

Kerrigan: I've no problem if the others involved(Protoss and Terrans) wish for my people to stay away from Sigil. Also if I survive I'd be willing to meet the Lady to discuss other terms defer to her and stay my tongue. And I'd be more than willing to serve as the prosecution in the case against Mengsk.
*moving on to the terms*
I'll stand trial myself for my actions against the Protoss and I'll inform Jim myself that I'll be taking him up on his offer to act as my defense. I also agree to withdraw my Zerg forces to Char and either reign in or slaughter any that are acting independently. And the final two points I also readily accept. *takes the data pack containing the other terms and slips it away for later* And if you could inform the Protoss and Terrans of my request in light of you being unable to grant the pardon...And with those issue resolved temporarily at least I agree to shifting the focus over to the wormhole weapon
[color=sky blue]Cortana: oi what have I gotten myself into...this all is wayyyyyyy over my head.....but atleast Im not an AI anymore[/color]

Sorry for leaving you out of the loop for a bit Cortana. How soon until Raynor arrives with his part of the fleet? Any word from Zeratul yet?

And Kerrigan, feel free to help us question Mengsk... we need to know the Dominion's military rankings (who's in what position in it), security protocols, anything we'd need to fake orders from him, current positions of all of his forces, any information he has pertaining to the Wormhole Weapon, etc. You don't need to hurt him, or even go anywhere near him.... I suspect your presence will make him shit his pants enough for him to talk.

[color=sky blue]Cortana: I recieved a message from Raynor an hour ago he said he'd arrive in 2 days[/color](guestimating of course since I don't know how advanced/powerful Terran engines are)

Kerrigan: *contemplating tone* it would be my pleasure.....*child like voice* but just because you said I don't need to hurt him or go near him does that also mean I can't do either?

OT:[color=sky blue]Cortana: Hello noodle. how goes the christmas shopping?[/color]

 

[TheDoctor455]

Kerrigan: I did suspect him at first too since hes tried to manipulate the Zerg both before and after I took control of them....That aside though...my terms are:
1. assist me in reigning control of the Zerg since Im not in complete control of the entire race as you and others may have thought.
2. A pardon of sorts for my actions both immediately after my transformation and while the Overlord was controlling me
3. The Wormhole Weapon if its functioning when we find it be destroyed
4. Megnsk must be held accountable for his attempted use/manipulation of my people
*proceeds to list afew others*
Those are my terms...1-4 are of priority the others are secondary at best

Hmm... very well... I find the primary terms acceptable... but I'm afraid I can't allow the Zerg in general to have access to Sigil, as I don't have that kind of authority, however I can take you to the Lady of Pain, and you can bring it up with her. -After we avert the crisis here that is... Though... if we do survive this, and you decide to meet with the Lady of Pain... I would advise that you never insult her, and defer to every protocol she demands.

I have no problem with Mengsk being held accountable... however, I must make an alteration to that... I think he should be tried by a joint Protoss-Terran Military Tribunal, as he has wronged ALL species in this sector in some way. I will preside as the main Judge, you can be the Prosecution if you like.

I have some terms for you from the Protoss. (I'll let Stukov come up with Terran terms)

Keep in mind that I'm just reading these off.

1. You be held accountable for your crimes against the Protoss (both the Conclave and the Dark Templar Nomads) that you committed of your own volition. -Sorry, but that was the best I could talk them down to on short notice, Raynor has volunteered to be your defense, and I will Judge. I'm not from this Plane, did not witness or have any involvement in any of these cases, and thus am completely impartial. -

2. You order your Zerg to leave Aiur at once, and provide reparations to go towards the Protoss Homeworld's rebuilding.
(with that one... I'm assuming you have already done so, and the Zerg still present are beyond your control)

3. Aid in the fight against the Xel'Naga threat.

4. Help to find and capture Duran.

(stops reading)

There are some other terms involving borders, and the return of other slightly less important Protoss territories, but I'll let you look over them later.


As for your terms...
I'm afraid I personally can't grant you a pardon... you have never wronged me... you'll have to seek that from the Protoss and the Terrans...

I don't think either party will be willing to grant you pardon without a hearing of some kind... which will probably require that I go into your mind and determine which actions were truly your own during that time.

It had been my goal to destroy the Wormhole Weapon from the beginning... but I am one of the few people with the knowledge needed to dismantle it safely.

Sadly... it seemed close to being functional when I last saw it.

I would recommend that for the time being, we make locating it our top priority.

(turning to Cortana)

Yes... I have heard that before, and I just don't get it.

Kerrigan: I've no problem if the others involved(Protoss and Terrans) wish for my people to stay away from Sigil. Also if I survive I'd be willing to meet the Lady to discuss other terms defer to her and stay my tongue. And I'd be more than willing to serve as the prosecution in the case against Mengsk.
*moving on to the terms*
I'll stand trial myself for my actions against the Protoss and I'll inform Jim myself that I'll be taking him up on his offer to act as my defense. I also agree to withdraw my Zerg forces to Char and either reign in or slaughter any that are acting independently. And the final two points I also readily accept. *takes the data pack containing the other terms and slips it away for later* And if you could inform the Protoss and Terrans of my request in light of you being unable to grant the pardon...And with those issue resolved temporarily at least I agree to shifting the focus over to the wormhole weapon
[color=sky blue]Cortana: oi what have I gotten myself into...this all is wayyyyyyy over my head.....but atleast Im not an AI anymore[/color]

Sorry for leaving you out of the loop for a bit Cortana. How soon until Raynor arrives with his part of the fleet? Any word from Zeratul yet?

And Kerrigan, feel free to help us question Mengsk... we need to know the Dominion's military rankings (who's in what position in it), security protocols, anything we'd need to fake orders from him, current positions of all of his forces, any information he has pertaining to the Wormhole Weapon, etc. You don't need to hurt him, or even go anywhere near him.... I suspect your presence will make him shit his pants enough for him to talk.

[color=sky blue]Cortana: I recieved a message from Raynor an hour ago he said he'd arrive in 2 days[/color](guestimating of course since I don't know how advanced/powerful Terran engines are)

Kerrigan: *contemplating tone* it would be my pleasure.....*child like voice* but just because you said I don't need to hurt him or go near him does that also mean I can't do either?

snip

Thank you Cortana.

Well... Kerrigan, fine, but remember we need him alive... for now.