If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[AwesomeExpress]

Indeed, it would be my pleasure.

 

[xmbts]

Want to get this thing out of my head? Preferably without removing my face.

 

[Ashsaver]

*Reaches for the razor on Xmbt's head,grab it,then pull it out* .....my cute razor.....

*looks at xmbt*

you....head...is leaking....

 

[Best of the 3]

Uh, xmbts. You know Redlin is suspended. Why does my account say he is online now then?

 

[xmbts]

I don't know this site always says people are on in their profile, though maybe you can be signed in but only barred from posting.

*Head leaking oil*
Hmm, that sucks.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

What happened to the tea and toast?

 

[Ashsaver]

*licking fingers* ah.....

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Indeed.. I suppose it would be too much to ask for a bottle of port?

 

[Ashsaver]

Port....wine? no...it impairs my head....can't think straight....makes me hurts people i don't like....you drink some....might have an interesting affect...on rocket.

 

[xmbts]

*Head still leaking*

Yeah we wouldn't want you hurting anyone. *Grumbling*

 

[AwesomeExpress]

*Drinks some port* Right then, let us be off!

 

[xmbts]

*At this point slightly delirious*
Where we goin'?

 

[Ashsaver]

I have this brochure...recommending a.....river...shall we go there?

 

[xmbts]

*By now quite loopy*

Sure, sounds good.

*Hooks arm around Ashsavers shoulders*

Let's Go!

 

[Nouw]

Let's take a trip to EMI huh?

 

[xmbts]

Let's take a trip to EMI huh?

Well it hasn't been officially announced, I'll wait till January 1st. Then we storm the place.

 

[Ashsaver]

*finally reaches said river in the brochure*

here we are....the river..this sign...it says...Styx.

 

[Sacman]

You have nice eyes...<.<

 

[Ashsaver]

You have nice body...so tempting.....ah.....let's cross this river....

 

[Sacman]

Cross this river?
...<.<