If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Best of the 3]

I'm not 18 (and neither is my avatar), but funny story. I've been able to pass as 18 since I was about 11 / 12. Back in the day I was getting my GBA with pokemon Gold out of my dad's car (damn, those were the days). Suddenly this woman asks me if I'm driving out of that spot so she can park in it. So there's me holding my GBA, in my badminton shorts and shirt and she is thinking I can drive.

So don't worry Scde, no one will know.

 

[Sacman]

I better make this quick before Chris Hansen shows up...
ಠ_ಠ

 

[Nagisa94]

was this consensual at least?

 

[Sacman]

No and neither is this...<_<

 

[Sacman]

Ignore Me!!!

 

[Zirat]

Oh, I can never ignore you!

So... you may want to get yourself scanned...

 

[Best of the 3]

@Sacman

Why ignore. It's like there are twins and two is better than 1.

OT: Move over will ya, your taking up all the room.

 

[xmbts]

I'm gonna get myself a bunk-bed if you keep showing up here, but I call topsies.

 

[Dango]

Oh god what else happened when I was taking that really long blink?

 

[Nagisa94]

The flailing again!

 

[Best of the 3]

Seroiusly, why are you always getting in my bed. First it was that noisy Mr Vuvu and now you.

 

[Sacman]

oh yeah time to get my Loli on...<.<

EDIT: Ninja!

 

[Best of the 3]

Don't worry, I'll get my costume. We can still do that loli.

 

[Sacman]

YAY this makes Sacman happy...<.<

 

[Dango]

Here, have this congratulatory starfish as a reward for sneaking into my house and lying in bed without waking me up, kind of like a stalker...

 

[Best of the 3]

Hey Sacman, I reckon Dongo can join in too. What can we do with starfish I wonder?

 

[Sacman]

Oh I already know... I've practiced with one before...

 

[Dango]

You're face is so purple, you should probably get that checked out.

 

[Best of the 3]

Don't worry, it's from using too many starfish. It'll fix itself up as soon as Sacman stops.

 

[Dango]

I apologize about your eye, my starfish an be rather pointy...