If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[TheDoctor455]

We seem to be on topic for once...
well... can't have that so...

Who's up for another round of mind-fuckery?

We could do a spin-the-bottle sort of thing with it.

 

[mParadox]

Naw Man. It gets old after a while.

No idea... TELL ME NAO!

Well.

@ It means smoking.
b) It's a new song by Dr. Dre featuring Akon and Snoop Dogg.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Wait... aren't you still high?

 

[mParadox]

Never was. So quit complaining and bring something new to the table!

Spoiler: this table

 

[TheDoctor455]

Fine...
Hmmm.....
*mutters a spell, forcing everyone to their knees. Then I draw an image of The Lady of Pain [http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/7104/200289-lady_of_pain_s_crest_large.gif&imgrefurl=http://www.giantbomb.com/lady-of-pain/94-1670/&usg=__n8dDSd_TKnZ0fpKrcq3qo2dNcGw=&h=267&w=300&sz=57&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=CZ-XvpCCXhpRuM:&tbnh=141&tbnw=128&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dthe%2Blady%2Bof%2Bpain%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26sa%3DN%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-USfficial%26biw%3D1366%26bih%3D576%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=334&vpy=72&dur=259&hovh=212&hovw=238&tx=90&ty=84&ei=hVUGTeXgBouWsgOQpYWwDQ&oei=hVUGTeXgBouWsgOQpYWwDQ&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=26&ved=1t:429,r:2,s:0] And starts chanting in an out-of-character religious tone.*

All hail the Lady of Pain. Our glorious ruler.
*waits a few moments, then she appears, floating 15 feet in the air, pissed off at all of us for even appearing to worship her.*

You wanted something new... well... she's possibly the most powerful being in the D&D multiverse, and we've all just pissed her off. Ready for an epic fight?

 

[mParadox]

Kuroshitsugi mode on! *dark aura appears and eyes turn demonic*

I'm one hell of an assassin.

I'm ready.

 

[xmbts]

Spoiler: Woo! another excuse to use this Gif.

 

[mParadox]

As long you're an ally, i'm okay with that.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Well then... this might call for a temporary de-nurfing for myself...
Keep her busy while I open a Portal to Stormbringer's prison.

*begins chanting a complex spell to summon Stormbringer.*

 

[xmbts]

Yeah...I'll get right on that.
*Ducks into the mattress bunker*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*The Lady of Pain destroys the mattress bunker, and starts attacking xmbts.*

 

[xmbts]

Aww, I just added a minifridge. T_T

*Enters fetal position*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*The Lady of Pain picks xmbts up, and starts slamming him/her into the ground several times.*

Er... are you okay? Oh bugger, now I need to start again!

*starts chanting the complex spell again.*

 

[xmbts]

You make me sad.
*Gets whaled on some more*

 

[ringwraiths48]

that'll be $19.99. plus my tip.

 

[xmbts]

Spoiler: Here's your tip.

Don't charge cybernetic celebrities.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*completes the spell, the Portal opens, I retrieve Stormbringer from its prison.*

I'm going to free you now xmbts. But don't help or get anywhere near me once I start fighting the Lady of Pain, this blade's hunger might overpower me and force me to fight you.

*Hacks away at the Lady of Pain, forcing her to drop xmbts.*

 

[Dango]

I'd thank him and everyone else here for getting my thread over 200 pages...

 

[TheDoctor455]

So how was it for you?

 

[Dango]

...Good?