If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[TheDoctor455]

Woah, i'm no pedophile. I only gave him a car! Honest!

Not you, the butler.

 

[D-Ballz]

Oh good...

If you want someone arrested, check Marty McFly out... He once almost banged his own mother after travelling back in time. He might have some issues.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Oh good...

If you want someone arrested, check Marty McFly out... He once almost banged his own mother after travelling back in time. He might have some issues.

I thought it was more accurate to say his mother almost raped him.

 

[mParadox]

*calls the police*

Yes... that's right... I think we have a clear case of pedophilia here.

No. Maybe. But only if you dare read the fan-made mangas.

 

[D-Ballz]

Oh good...

If you want someone arrested, check Marty McFly out... He once almost banged his own mother after travelling back in time. He might have some issues.

I thought it was more accurate to say his mother almost raped him.

Either one is probably going to cause some issues.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*calls the police*

Yes... that's right... I think we have a clear case of pedophilia here.

No. Maybe. But only if you dare read the fan-made mangas.

In the eyes of the law it still counts. I think the police are here now.

Oh good...

If you want someone arrested, check Marty McFly out... He once almost banged his own mother after travelling back in time. He might have some issues.

I thought it was more accurate to say his mother almost raped him.

Either one is probably going to cause some issues.

True, the only difference is whose fault it is, and therefore, who the police will arrest.

 

[D-Ballz]

Very true.

And how they will be psychologically evaluated too.

 

[mParadox]

BAMN!

If that's the case, then the Law is comprised of Yaoi fanboys and girls.

 

[TheDoctor455]

BAMN!

If that's the case, then the Law is comprised of Yaoi fanboys and girls.

No... but the police are likely to take every possible piece of evidence into account.

 

[mParadox]

What if it is the police? I am a demon and the Law hardly applies to me.

 

[TheDoctor455]

What if it is the police? I am a demon and the Law hardly applies to me.

It does as long as I'm here.

You may be a demon, but I'm immortal and nearly indestructible.

You also can't use my true name against me in any way because mine was lost thousands of years ago.

 

[mParadox]

I have had multiple names over the milleia. Even I don't remember my last name.

Are we amnesia buddies?

 

[TheDoctor455]

I have had multiple names over the milleia. Even I don't remember my last name.

Are we amnesia buddies?

Sort of...

have you ever had the essence of your mortality ripped from your body?

 

[mParadox]

Lots of times. So many times that I don't even bother anymore. It reassembles itself.

 

[xmbts]

Bah you people, with your people issues.

 

[mParadox]

Correction, demon with demonic issues. And immortal with immortal issues.

And you with your robotic issues.

 

[linkvegeta]

I would think he really likes Foxes.

 

[mParadox]

I love cats. Dogs are attracted to me for no real reason.

 

[xmbts]

Spoiler: Cats?

 

[mParadox]

O_O


*glomps*