If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[TheDoctor455]

Looks like someone's never had really good roasted garlic and kangaroo...
well... let's fix you up a bit...

*mutters a spell, giving xmbts a fully functional digestive system*

You almost done with that Ash?

 

[mParadox]

*is glad that human tastes carry no concern for him*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*is glad that human tastes carry no concern for him*

Technically... I'm not human any more either.

 

[xmbts]

*Dies from the complications of having squishy parts inside of a mechanical body*
XP

 

[mParadox]

LIVE!!!!

*administers CPR*

 

[Ashsaver]

Hmmm... is this the same kangaroo we saw?

....hmmm well whatever.

*BONK! somthing that resemblances a kangaroo in the head*

Cooking time...

 

[TheDoctor455]

*Dies from the complications of having squishy parts inside of a mechanical body*
XP

You're a cyborg! By definition you're supposed to be part human and part machine!
Now stop playing dead, we all know its an act!

OT:

No, that's not the kangaroo.

Here...
*hands Ash an unconscious "I Am Spoon".*

That's our kangaroo.

 

[xmbts]

Yeah, but this particular one is almost entirely mechanical. so shoving crushable things in there wouldn't logically end well.

 

[MrJKapowey]

Gah, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

 

[TheDoctor455]

I murder him for being so rude to xmbts.

 

[MrJKapowey]

get out my tinder box. (sry, couldn't resist)

 

[TheDoctor455]

You're dead. Shush. The dead can't talk.

 

[MrJKapowey]

...lights the tinder...

PS, did you see the ban game post?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Yes I did... and since you clearly don't know who my avatar is... I'll just tell you that lighting me on fire would be a waste of your time and will only piss me off.

 

[MrJKapowey]

Tip-toes quietly away as anything I can do will be a waste of time...

Who is your avatar then? Telling me will get me off the tinderbox bandwagon. Probably.

 

[TheDoctor455]

My avatar is the Nameless One from Planescape: Torment.
He is immortal, and is damn near indestructible. Every time he "dies" he just wakes up a few hours or minutes later.

 

[mParadox]

He also likes to go out on Tuesdays and Fridays. He's very social and will defend his friends to the death.

 

[xmbts]

He also derails threads and doesn't afraid of anything.

 

[mParadox]

She is a friendly person and had recommended me Hellsing. Yay!

 

[TheDoctor455]

He is an assassin in disguise... oh crap.