If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Ashsaver]

Hmmm..... xmbts?

 

[xmbts]

I don't even have sweat glands.

 

[TheDoctor455]

And most of mine died and shriveled away centuries ago.

Wait a minute...

*notices the floating skull behind us.*

MORTE! Get out of here!

 

[xmbts]

Then again I probably would reek of gunpowder burning oil. And living on a garbage heap wouldn't help...

 

[TheDoctor455]

*mutters a spell, removing all unpleasant smells from everyone and everything in the room.*

Better?

 

[DarthAchaeron]

Untangle myself from the dreadlocks, peel off the dead animal carcass that was draped across me to keep me warm and then run and hide.

Also, say hi to xmbts, to dissuade the notion that I may be inadvertently stalking him through the forums :/

 

[xmbts]

*waves 'hello' awkwardly*

Also, say hi to xmbts, to dissuade the notion that I may be inadvertently stalking him through the forums :/

If you're going to be posting in this section you'll be seeing me fairly often I think. Though the same could be said for all the regulars here. >.>

 

[TheDoctor455]

Did you do something to your hair?

Great new avatar, xmbts.

 

[mParadox]

Great new avatar, xmbts.

I second it.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I thought you were Zeno's second favorite paradox.

 

[mParadox]

It was a misconception created by the half-thingy.

Poor thing.

 

[TheDoctor455]

What happened to it?

 

[mParadox]

I killed it. Literally. Burnt the theory papers into oblivion.

 

[TheDoctor455]

So are you just a theory then?

 

[mParadox]

Nope. My fault for flirting with Zeno.

 

[brtshstel]

Oh great, another shonen boy.

 

[mParadox]

Pay due respect! He's a demon. T^T

 

[xmbts]

I thought people were supposed to fear demons?

 

[mParadox]

Not me. I'm a lover. Not a fighter. Unless, I am forced to action anyway.

 

[xmbts]

Fair enough...though you still take peoples souls.