If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[TheDoctor455]

Anyone else think this should be called the "cluster-fuck" thread?

 

[LupusDei]

I was thinking more ''The Brothel RP'' But yeah that works as well.

 

[mParadox]

No. We're not a military operation.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Brothels are run by the military?

That explains a lot...
that I have no way of verifying personally.

 

[mParadox]

Sure you do. Call our friendly help desk.

 

[TheDoctor455]

No thank you.
I'll... just be going that way. >>

 

[mParadox]

No problem!

*waves*

Be sure to visit us later!

 

[TheDoctor455]

*walks into a movie theatre*

How the hell can you be working here at the same time as...
never mind...

what's playing today?

 

[LupusDei]

*Stands behind the desk, next to the popcorn machines full of ash*

Welcome To hell.

Todays showing is Twilight...

Tomorow's showing is Twilight.

Infact. Twilight is showing. FOR ALL ETERNITY.

 

[TheDoctor455]

NO! Damn it!

This is WORSE than was advertised!

 

[LupusDei]

Please....save..... me.......

They... Come... Run for your life... they ... come....

*Over 9000 screaming, fearless, edward love protesting fan-girls explode from the ceiling*

GET OUT OF HERE!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Oh crap... we both look a little too close to...

*is torn apart by Jacob fans*

 

[LupusDei]

*Sits bolt upright in bed.*

Sweet jesus christ that scary, them things are FERAL beyond belief. Thank the GODS that was a dream.

*Looks round to see doctor.*

What the flaming heck are you doing here?

 

[TheDoctor455]

No idea!
One minute Jacob fans were trying to tear me apart, then they talked to the Edward fans... they seemed to reach some kind of agreement... they mentioned your name... and then I was here...
they're outside... I'm too afraid to move from this spot.

 

[LupusDei]

No mate, Don't worry it was all just a drea....

*Cocks his head to hear the sound of clawing and biting at the door and walls, like a swarm of hunger crazed vermin*

Oh... Bugger. BAR THE WINDOWS... Doctor? DOCTOR?

*slaps across the face lightly* Snap out of it! We have to move.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Am I the only one who thinks there's a bit too many guys here?

 

[LupusDei]

This is great, Im about to get torn to shreds. My only companions? A shit-scared doctor staring at the wall like the paint is talking to him, and a drunken old admiral who can barely stand with a liver more inclined to jump out his mouth and tapdance, rather than work.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

drunken old admiral who can barely stand with a liver more inclined to jump out his mouth and tapdance, rather than work.

Yes... about that.
I have a cybernetic liver, it'll outlive both me and all of you.

 

[LupusDei]

Fantastic.

This Irish one of mine is getting a bit weak in its old age.

Might I borrow yours once you know... Kick the bucket?

 

[xmbts]

What is this silliness?