If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[the infected (teamkiers)]

Morning sexy! *Vomits*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Are you my mummy?

 

[Ashsaver]

[color=darkred ]I demand DNA test![/color]

 

[Spy_Guy]

I'd call shenanigans.
Then plot a daring escape.

 

[Zirat]

Call out 'SPY!' before beating you with a wrench

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A skeletal fighter pilot?
*runs away*

 

[TheDoctor455]

[color=darkred ]I demand DNA test![/color]

I was making fun of the guy in the gas mask.
Not you.

So... what was that about a daughter you were saying earlier?

 

[Ashsaver]

I demanded a DNA test for you and that guy above you!!!

Well...maybe me and this little girl here too

 

[Sacman]

O hai Ash...
*frisky hug...*

 

[TheDoctor455]

I demanded a DNA test for you and that guy above you!!!

Well...maybe me and this little girl here too

*runs tests*
Well...
Ash... you and I aren't related, and neither is the other guy...
However...
that little girl does seem to be ours...
This is a little awkward...

 

[Ashsaver]

Dolphin dive! @Sacman

 

[TheDoctor455]

Dolphin dive!@Sacman

Umm...
were you paying attention when I gave you the DNA test results?

 

[Ashsaver]

Why,of course! you and that other guy are parents of this little girl,right?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Why,of course! you and that other guy are parents of this little girl,right?

No.

You and I are the parents of the little girl.

 

[Ashsaver]

Then you are a DADDY! congratulations!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Then you are a DADDY! congratulations!

And you're a mother. Congratulations!

Now...
how are we going to take care of her?

 

[Ashsaver]

I WILL take care of this girl! with or without her daddy! Hmph!

Spoiler: I'm gonna take this girl out for Some egg

 

[TheDoctor455]

I WILL take care of this girl! with or without her daddy! Hmph!

Spoiler: I'm gonna take this girl out for Some egg

I wasn't trying to say I didn't want to help...
I'm just worried about the Cylons in my head...

 

[Ashsaver]

Then let us go to Hashima Island! we'll make that island our home!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Then let us go to Hashima Island! we'll make that island our home!

Is that on Earth?
If it is, I have to tell the whole fleet about it!