If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

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Admiral Stukov

I spill my drink!
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TheDoctor455 said:
Admiral Stukov said:
*wakes up*
This yours?
No, I do believe it belonged to the woman that gave you a lap dance while you slept.
Good thing I have an ocular implant that records everything, can see through my eyelids, even if I'm not conscious.

OT: Wait...
The stripper was Sacman?
woah
 

Ashsaver

Your friendly Yandere
Jun 10, 2010
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Bahh!... don't....mess...with me....YOU are just like everybody else....toying....with...my...feeling...

*hic*
 

TheDoctor455

Friendly Neighborhood Time Lord
Apr 1, 2009
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Ashsaver said:
Bahh!... don't....mess...with me....YOU are just like everybody else....toying....with...my...feeling...

*hic*
*gently takes the bottle away, hugs Ash, gives her a light massage*

There there, calm down.
You're safe.
 

TheDoctor455

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Admiral Stukov said:
TheDoctor455 said:
You're safe.
If that was my vodka...
no. That's 87% you might have to treat her for ethanol poisoning.
Damn it Stukov!

*whips up medication for Ash, gives it to her*

Here, take this, it'll make you feel better.
 

Admiral Stukov

I spill my drink!
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Hey! Not my fault, I'm sober now and don't really watch my bottles.
Besides she asked for my vodka in particular.
 

Ashsaver

Your friendly Yandere
Jun 10, 2010
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*roll of the floor laughing mad*

heehee oh the JOY!......it taste like apple!......no fence! no fence!
 

TheDoctor455

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Ashsaver said:
*roll of the floor laughing mad*

heehee oh the JOY!......it taste like apple!......no fence! no fence!
*stops Ash from rolling around on the floor*

Ash... Ash!
You're really starting to worry me here.
Please take these meds, they'll make you feel a lot better.
 

TheDoctor455

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Admiral Stukov said:
You know how I said it was 87% ethanol in that vodka?
The remaining 13% is liquid LSD...
That explains a lot...
Now please never let anyone else have your booze.
Just dump it all out of an airlock.

*turns to Ash*

How are you feeling Ash?
 

Ashsaver

Your friendly Yandere
Jun 10, 2010
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O_O

Hmm...i feel kinda weird.....like....being struck by an angry buffalo

*crawl away into a greedhouse*

I like vegetable!