If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Sacman]

This shall not go by ignored!!!
...<.<

 

[Scde2]

Sac! Save me! Please these people are evil!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Salarians are genderless!
Like the Asari... sort of...

Ahem [http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Codex/Aliens:_Council_Races]
Scroll down to Salarians under secondary codex.

OT: ,>_<,

Fine...
But we Salarians don't actually have sex.

So... kinda makes this a bit pointless...

 

[Sacman]

Sac! Save me! Please these people are evil!

But everyone is having fun, I can't take that away from them...<.<

OT: what do you guys lay eggs or something?

 

[Sacman]

Get outa here!!!
...<.<

 

[Sacman]

What are you talking about?
...<.<

 

[Scde2]

Best and Mack traumatized me for life... T_T

 

[Sacman]

I don't know what's going on!!!
...<.<

 

[Best of the 3]

@Cole: *giggles*

 

[Sacman]

Oh hai best... I see your already in your dress...<.<

 

[Scde2]

I can't look at mah shota ever again...

 

[Sacman]

What did he do to you anyway?
...<.<

 

[Scde2]

I despise you...

@Sac: Shota+Trollface.

 

[Sacman]

I don't get it...<.<