If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Admiral Stukov]

No it didn't, I just didn't comment on it.
Your STG connections is safe.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Deploying incineration tech!

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Enemies everywhere!
I will destroy you!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Not difficult!

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Bah, Mordin have all the best lines.

Sit down!

 

[TheDoctor455]

New rash running rampant through crew...
sexually transmitted disease typically only present in Varren... *sniffs* implications unpleasant.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Shepard! I was just God damned vaxin' nostalgic.

 

[TheDoctor455]

It is hard to keep my work up with between your constant interruptions and EDI's insistence on stopping my "insane" experiments. *sniffs* Affecting morale.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

You think Jacob likes Japanese girls with a penchant for kleptomania?

 

[xmbts]

Err...what did I miss?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Mass Effect quotes.

 

[Ashsaver]

I'm Ashsaver and you are my favorite drunken Russian on the Escapist.

*throws a bottle of Vodka at Stukov*

 

[Admiral Stukov]

*doges bottle*

I'm Admiral Stukov and you are my favorite lunatic on the Escapist.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'm Mordin Solus, and I am the very model of a Scientist Salarian.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Ah yes the so called Mordin Solus, allegedly waiting aboard the Normandy. We have dismissed that claim.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Why are you in my room? Aren't you supposed to be in space or something?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Didn't you notice? You are in Spaaace!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Ah yes the so called Mordin Solus, allegedly waiting aboard the Normandy. We have dismissed that claim.

That was the worst misquote I've ever heard.
Bad Stukov! Bad!

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Sometimes I just feel like turning of the internal motion dampeners and pull a Crazy Ivan, you know?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Fine...
Just don't butcher ME again.