If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Yes... go back to sleep.

 

[ShockValue]

No...*Throws Hail out the window*

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Fine.
*pulls out of window*

 

[ShockValue]

...damn it.

 

[poisonpotato123]

wait what happened last night

 

[TheDoctor455]

Er...
who are you and what are you doing in my house?

 

[ShockValue]

He's robbing you. You should shoot him into space.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hello there...
I see you've come back, and you haven't jumped out of the window yet...

 

[ShockValue]

Should I?
Because I can happily oblige.

 

[TheDoctor455]

No, its nice that you're still here...
So... Shock... how was it for you?

 

[ShockValue]

...
*Jumps out window*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Damn it.

Why do they always do that?

 

[ShockValue]

Oh, I'm sure there is a good reason...

 

[TheDoctor455]

Oh, I'm sure there is a good reason...

You don't like Salarians?

 

[Ashsaver]

Noa that i've got Mass Effect 2 for the ps3,little Amelia will know more about her daddy!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Nice...
Though...
I'm not sure if she should know about my involvement with the Genophage just yet...

 

[ShockValue]

Oh, I'm sure there is a good reason...

You don't like Salarians?

Turians are cooler.

 

[Ashsaver]

Nonsense! withholding information is a crime against nature!

*tickles Shock*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Okay...
Just promise me you'll give me a chance to explain it to her...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Salarians speak very quickly.