If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[TheDoctor455]

Does the gag, whip & leather straps come with it?

No. But this bag does.
*puts a bag on your head, tapes it to you to make sure you can't take it off too easily*

 

[TheDoctor455]

We are NOT doing this.

*draws heavy pistol, aims it at Paraptor*

 

[mParadox]

Ooooo.

Is that a magnum revolver or a desert eagle?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Ooooo.

Is that a magnum revolver or a desert eagle?

Neither. [http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://wikicheats.gametrailers.com/images/thumb/d/d5/ME2_Weapon_M6_Carnifex.jpg/300px-ME2_Weapon_M6_Carnifex.jpg&imgrefurl=http://wikicheats.gametrailers.com/Mass_Effect_2_-_PC_XB360/Weapons&usg=__nDDjU-0e_dCVbUeE3IbcKMjqSDQ=&h=150&w=300&sz=14&hl=en&start=19&zoom=1&tbnid=i0ReUnm1RTDokM:&tbnh=96&tbnw=191&ei=WkpMTa_6FY2WsgON3_GeCg&prev=/images%3Fq%3DME2%2Bheavy%2Bpistol%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-USfficial%26biw%3D1366%26bih%3D576%26tbs%3Disch:10%2C456&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=705&vpy=149&dur=480&hovh=120&hovw=240&tx=97&ty=84&oei=TEpMTY6DLpScsQOs7OieCg&esq=2&page=2&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:3,s:19&biw=1366&bih=576]

 

[mParadox]

Dang it. I wanted some explosions. Loud noise and all that.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Well, at least you'll make me breakfast and iron my clothes..

 

[CarlMin]

I've resorted to sex with logotypes...

Well, at least you'll make me breakfast and iron my clothes..

Priceless!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Stop humping my leg damn it!
I'm trying to sleep!

 

[Ashsaver]

@CarlOooh a doggie!

Doggie,do you know some people eat dogs? I don't know why,and they never tell me what they taste like.

This has been bugging me for a long time.......I really wanna find out.....

 

[TheDoctor455]

*fires pistol at Carl, hands the corpse to Ash*
There you go dearie.

 

[Ashsaver]

Thank you, dear

*put carl in a pot*

 

[Sacman]

Wait why are we eating Carl?
...<.<

 

[TheDoctor455]

Wait why are we eating Carl?

Shut up and go with it.

 

[Ashsaver]

I want to see what dogs taste like,the Korean eat them i don't see why we should not...

*pondering how to cook Carl*

I need halp with this one....

 

[TheDoctor455]

I want to see what dogs taste like,the Korean eat them i don't see why we should not...

*pondering how to cook Carl*

I need halp with this one....

Well...
We could boil 'em, mash 'em, or stick 'em in a stew.

Barbecue's always an option as well.

Or we could make a pie.

 

[Ashsaver]

Ooh Ooh a meatpie YAYYY!!!

How do i bake a meatpie?

 

[mParadox]

Morning Ash. :3

 

[TheDoctor455]

Ooh Ooh a meatpie YAYYY!!!

How do i bake a meatpie?

Hmm...

Does this help? [http://allrecipes.com//Recipe/french-meat-pie/Detail.aspx]

 

[mParadox]

You're eating Caaaaarl?

Or just Carl?

Have to check.