If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Sacman]

Just wait the cable guy is coming tomorrow...

 

[Scde2]

It's not that one cable guy...right?

 

[Sacman]

I dunno he works for Comcast so...<.<

 

[Scde2]

*Sigh*
I want a divorce.

 

[Sacman]

Well your not getting one...<.<

 

[Scde2]

Dammit...I'm pretty sure you can't stop me.

 

[Sacman]

no why don't you say that to my baseball bat... he'll even get real close to your face so he can hear you...

 

[Scde2]

That would damage my pretty face!

 

[Sacman]

I hope your knee caps can talk than...

 

[Scde2]

But wouldn't that leave me confined to the bed for months?

 

[Sacman]

I'll leave this here...

 

[Scde2]

lol good movie.

But the only thing I would be able to do is sex!

 

[Sacman]

What other reason are you still here?
...

 

[Scde2]

¯\(°_o)/¯ i dunno lol

 

[Sacman]

O Rely?

 

[Scde2]

Fine...It's what I'm good at...

 

[Sacman]

Good... good...<.<

 

[Scde2]

You're demeaning me as an emo! No sex for you! Good night good sir. *falls asleep*

 

[Sacman]

What are you gonna do? Call the workers union?

Night night than...<.<