If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[mParadox]

*slowly takes off gloves*

*reveals Faustian sign* See this? This means I can't do anything without the consent of my Master.

 

[mParadox]

Indeed.

*slowly moves hand over head*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Uh..
Morrigan?
When did you get here and why are you looking at me like that?

EDIT:
Gah!
Damn it mParadox!
I thought I told you to stop ninjaing me!

 

[mParadox]

Gah!
Damn it mParadox!
I thought I told you to stop ninjaing me!

I'll try. And call me Para! mParadox sounds too formal.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Gah!
Damn it mParadox!
I thought I told you to stop ninjaing me!

I'll try. And call me Para! mParadox sounds too formal.

I'll call you mDox, because 'para' makes me think of 'Paraptor'... and oh crap, I've summoned him.

OT:
Uh... hi... Morrigan.
What's up?

 

[xmbts]

*Kicks down door*

AHHHH-ohh...sorry, wrong room.

 

[scorptatious]

A lady with car ears?

Ah well, I like to experiment.

...Actually in this case I may have already experimented.

 

[scorptatious]

.....

Well shit.

 

[mParadox]

A lady? ^O_O^
...
errrrr... is more a man than a woman XD

See? You're too sweet for your own good. Not that I mind. :3

 

[mParadox]

Snip

Hey. It's a good thing. :3

*hugs*

 

[mParadox]

I didn't. You assumed I did because you want me to sweep you off your feet.