If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[MartianWarMachine]

Those shades are pretty cool. Do they make them for 30-foot tall tripedal alien machines of mass destruction?

 

[UnusualStranger]

I am distinctly tempted to rip those things off, for they are terribly designed.

 

[MartianWarMachine]

It's not my fault we never discovered the wheel...

 

[xmbts]

I wouldn't call the wheel a discovery.

 

[MartianWarMachine]

Invention, then?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Well, how's Earth treating ya?

Got sick yet?

 

[MartianWarMachine]

I have not. You need to be organic to get ill...

 

[xmbts]

Pitiful organs.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Fleshy bits are quite handy though.

 

[MartianWarMachine]

Really? I can't think of anything job an organ does that a machine cannot to better.

 

[ShockValue]

I can think of one...

 

[UnusualStranger]

One that is likely quite important....

Besides, its much more intricate than any device

 

[xmbts]

>_>

I think I know what you're talking about.

 

[ShockValue]

Of course you do

 

[MartianWarMachine]

...Nope, you lost me. I give up, what is it?

 

[ShockValue]

I'm sure you can figure that out yourself >.>

 

[Steppin Razor]

This just in - internet sex ed is creepy.

 

[Ashsaver]

You don't know? it's...!

*slip on a banana peel*

 

[Steppin Razor]

*slaps*
Calm down you crazy broad.

 

[Ashsaver]

*roll dodge*

And you should be at the Comiket! you pedobait cosplayer!