If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Steppin Razor]

This place has a topic!? Oh right, we haven't derailed this place like we did with this thread's ancestor.

 

[MartianWarMachine]

@Jupple: But it's dangerous...

@Steppin: *Fires heat ray at the sword*

I don't believe we have met. I am Martian War Machine, resident cat-liker, Martian, cheesecake enthusiast, and War Machine, in that order.

@cryo: No. *Fires heat ray at power fist*

 

[cryogeist]

@Dark: ...meh screw it this is the internet after all... What have you been doing with your hand like? ^_^... XD haha

Well masturbation... murder. murder while masturbating... paddling people... whipping people... whipping people in a less sexy way... impailing people... schemeing... doing crazy sex acts to my boy/girl/whateverfiend Slaanash... so on and so forth.

Wait... wait... wait! O_O
...
Whats Slaanash? =3

go to the 40k wiki and look him up...choas god of pleasure

 

[cryogeist]

BACK ON TOPIC NOW

 

[Steppin Razor]

@Filthy Xenos Scum: You are filthy xenos scum and you shall be killed in the name of The Emperor.
*stabs*

 

[MartianWarMachine]

@Jupple:...Alright, but at least give me the canisters.

And do NOT ask about Slaanesh. Ever.

@cryo: No! There was no topic!

 

[cryogeist]

wait...why is this thing in my bed!!??!!

 

[cryogeist]

...why are you in my bed

 

[cryogeist]

damn..i keep trying to get the topic back but fail

 

[MartianWarMachine]

@cryo: It's a public bed.

@Jupple: *Pulls off the blankets and sets them on fire*

Give me the canisters!

 

[cryogeist]

...FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU...ok fine..i failed a getting topic back i think...back to weirdness