If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

No, you get out of my room. It's not big enough for the two of us.

 

[cryogeist]

....*shoots you with storm bolter*
there now its my room

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Not a good move. But... there's not much I can do. We'll have to share after all.

 

[cryogeist]

..nah you can have..i just got called to war for the 10th time...today

 

[TheDoctor455]

*marine barges in on my room*
Hey!
What the fuck are you doing in here!??!?!

 

[cryogeist]

YOU DIE TODAY HERETIC
*Fires storm bolter like a mad man*

 

[xmbts]

Spoiler: Dramatic entrance!

What did I miss?

 

[cryogeist]

...teleport awayyyy!..wait a second...those guns cant even hurt me
*Aims storm bolter*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*ducks for cover just in time*
Glad you're here xmbts, this idiot's shooting at me.

 

[Ashsaver]

Oh? heya! you finally come to join me under your bed?

 

[cryogeist]

holy shitt heres a lot of heresy in this room...YOU ALL MUST DIE

 

[cryogeist]

...oh for fucks sake
*aims gun*
another Tzeentch follower

 

[cryogeist]

nah tzeentch is too busy planning years in advance...so your not him
*fires gun*

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Khorne~

 

[xmbts]

*Plants explosives on Cyro's back*

Right then, Who else is asking for it?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Oh? heya! you finally come to join me under your bed?

I guess I have.

Uh... any suggestions for dealing with the space marine?