If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[TheDoctor455]

You really don't want to ask them that.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

The doctor didn't defend me.
...
*EATS*
Also: Ash knows my stats!
And @cyrogeist: That all you got? Hahah! That barely even tickled!
*insta-gibs*

 

[One Seven One]

I wake up and you maul two people..

@TheDoctor: And now I'm even more interested!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Hey... it's ok. Mauling is fun.

 

[One Seven One]

As long as it's not me... >.>

 

[TheDoctor455]

Look... unless someone starts making sense soon...
In five minutes I will be the only one still standing at this bed.
Five minutes after that, I will be the only one still standing in this room.

 

[Ashsaver]

*hug*

You care for me....I'm happy....

*about to do something more intimate*

Oops,i ran out of tax report form,gotta go.

*Dolphin dive through a window*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*hugs back*
Wait!
*runs after Ash*
Ash! Are you okay?

 

[Ashsaver]

*ran off toward Walmart*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*catches up with Ash*
Come on Ash, this way to Wal-mart.

Sorry about that.

Come on Ash, let's go.
*leads Ash to Wal-mart*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*beats Dark senseless with a fighting pike*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*shifts guard*

I'm not going to let you harm a friend.

 

[Ashsaver]

*is shopping inside Walmart*

Wow,a powerSAW! and Oh! a leafblower!

 

[TheDoctor455]

You've wandered into a mystical place.
Some call it heaven. Some call it hell.
One poor mook thought it was Tanelorn.
But we know it as Wal-Mart.
(cookie for references)

*goes over to Ash*
Hey Ash. Need any help there?

 

[Ashsaver]

Oh! look! a sledgehammer!