If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Ashsaver]

*gets inside a cardboard box*

Otacon! zu u wead?

Ich fwound a zarget!

 

[My name is Fiction]

*Puts a Landry basket on the box, trapping Ash inside for a second*
Now time to find some cat food!
*Catches a live salmon with bear hands, shirtless of course*

 

[Ashsaver]

No YU!

*points foamfinger at Dark and Gordon*

Pew! Pew! Pew!

 

[My name is Fiction]

You fail at italic things

@Ash

Heres some salmon
*Gives salmon*

 

[Ashsaver]

Salmon!!!!

*NOM*

 

[My name is Fiction]

Doing nice things gives me this warm fuzzy feeling inside, I HATE it!
Need to find more things to do with my shirt off...
*Thinks*
*Kicks babies*
Thats better.

 

[My name is Fiction]

I think I'm more a chaotic good.
*Gives another Salmon to Ash*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*bursts out of the shadows, gets between Ash and Dark*
Enough!

 

[My name is Fiction]

@Doctor
Thank you stranger, tell me are you selling anything?

@Dark
*Lights Salmon on fire*

 

[My name is Fiction]

*Ignores, playing beer pong with Jesus*

 

[My name is Fiction]

I'm not Christan, I was just plating beer pong with myself.
There is quite a resemblance to me and Jesus.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Actually... Christianity isn't monotheistic... let's see... there's God, Jesus, the Holy Ghost, the angels, Lucifer, and the demons/devils.
But I digress... what were we doing again?

 

[My name is Fiction]

That must really suck.