If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[One Seven One]

@Cryo: That makes you even more of a threat..

yeah well what are you going to do about it?

Nothing, nothing at all. >:3

How unfortunate Dark.

 

[Star Pancakes Muthaf]

Hello sailor

 

[TheDoctor455]

Uh... why are you raping the hypno-toad Dark?

 

[xmbts]

The hypnotoad commanded it.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Well, that brings up an interesting question...
Who was actually raped?

 

[xmbts]

Uhhh...I'm not sure.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Dark was.

 

[xmbts]

Well yeah, but he thought he was the one in charge, so...my brain hurts.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hmm...
Its probably easier to just arrest both of them for sexual assault.

 

[Ashsaver]

*jumps out of a portal*

Phew i dunno how that happened

 

[TheDoctor455]

*hugs Ash*

Are you okay?

 

[Ashsaver]

I'm totally fine! i got sucked into a portal where i walk around in a barren wasteland for a while,then i found this dude with a scar on his face carrying around gun+sword stuff...so impractical....we chat for a bit,then this crazy woman ran over me,and the next thing i know i was POOF! back here.

 

[xmbts]

Sounds like a good time if I've ever heard of one.

 

[Ashsaver]

*Aim Moe raygun at xmbts*

 

[xmbts]

*Puts hands up*

Wait didn't you already turn me into a pitiful sad-sac? what's that going to do?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Uh... turn you into a mopey dog I think.

I don't know.

*stands in between Ash and xmbts*

Break it up you two.

 

[Ashsaver]

but i wanna pew pew xmbts into a moe-moe kyun!