If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Ashsaver]

That's why I'm gonna embalm you!

.....say Ah

*prepare to shoves stabbed heart shaped fruit into Doc's mouth*

 

[xmbts]

*Readies camera*

 

[TheDoctor455]

That's why I'm gonna embalm you!

.....say Ah

*prepare to shoves stabbed heart shaped fruit into Doc's mouth*

*bats fruit away*

Ash... even if you embalm me. Even if you freeze my corpse. It will eventually rot.
And that'll be long before you die.

There are other... comparatively healthier ways to keep me around. Would you like to hear them?

 

[mParadox]

*sits in leather chair* This is getting interesting.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Uh... you guys... feel free to step in at any time.

 

[ShockValue]

@Paradox: *Sets chair on fire* Indeed.

 

[Ashsaver]

*pulls an apple out of mDox's crotch*

@Doc I'm listening....

*noms apple*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Well...
there are a few methods of immortality that we could try...
some of them more unpleasant than others.

 

[mParadox]

@Shock: Hot. Really hot.

@Ash: What the....

@Doc: Oh no please continue. We should not interfere in the name of love. More or less possible murder.

 

[Irridium]

...

Giggidy

 

[TheDoctor455]

1. Find the fountain of youth... if it even exists.

2. Create a Philosopher's Stone. Its been done once, but its very difficult and getting it wrong could be disastrous.

3. There's the Nameless One's method... its 100% effective... but it has the worst side-effects.

 

[Ashsaver]

@Doc We could try drinking demon blood....is there any demon nearby?

*malicious grins*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Wait...
Are you referring to Flemeth's method?
Uh...
That one seems a bit... convoluted...

 

[mParadox]

...

Giggidy

;3

@Ash: *whistles and back away slowly*

 

[TheDoctor455]

The Nameless One's method's side effects include: occasional memory loss, attracting strange events to ourselves, and killing off random people somewhere in the multiverse to fuel our resurrections.

 

[xmbts]

I'll step in when I'm good and ready.

 

[Ashsaver]

@Doc Or we could just embalm you!

....say Ah

*prepare to shoves a peculiar crimson red apple into Doc's mouth*

*uses another hand to grab mDox's sleeve*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Okay, that's it.
I've tried to be reasonable, but if you're going to keep at that... then you leave me no choice.

*breaks Ash's embalming equipment with the fighting pike*

And wait a minute...
Ash?
Haven't you been flirting with mDox and xmbts for quite a while now?

 

[mParadox]

@Ash: Wha?! Why are you holding my sleeve? T^T

 

[xmbts]

@Ash: You do grab my butt alot.