If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Ashsaver]

Destroy!

*destroys random expensive-looking lab equipment*

LAZOR! caution... LAZOR! caution...

*breaks*

*pushes Doc into a cloning vat*

 

[xmbts]

*pokes Ash*

You okay there?

 

[TheDoctor455]

*cloning machine breaks, churning me out in a new form*

 

[My name is Fiction]

@Ash
*poke*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*struggles just to get to my knees; starts to speak, but my words are strained and hoarse*

Ash...
was this your plan all along?

 

[My name is Fiction]

Its a nice plan!

 

[TheDoctor455]

That proves that I cannot trust either of you.

 

[xmbts]

*Pokes Doc*

Ah, back to being blue I see.

 

[My name is Fiction]

Good choice.
I can't trust myself.

 

[Ashsaver]

NUUUUUU! you turn into...a...blue...thingie....

*dramatic lightning*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*draws the phantasmal Soul Reaver, bears it in a guarded stance*

You will not find me such an easy pawn as others have.

Spoiler: I have learned all too well what comes of that.

 

[My name is Fiction]

@Ash
I think the word your looking for is a Smurf?
perhaps I should go into the machine?

 

[Ashsaver]

Oh yah! a smurf!

.......what is a smurf? can i eat it?

 

[TheDoctor455]

*eyes glow in anger*

No.

 

[My name is Fiction]

@Ash
They taste like blueberries!
*Goes into machine*
Press some buttons!
@Doc
At least now you partially attractive

 

[xmbts]

Amazing how the horrible nickname transcends all.

 

[Ashsaver]

*glomps Doc*

Awww you're acting all tsun!

Taste my power of luv!

*slits own wrist,smears blood all over Doc*

 

[xmbts]

*Slowly backs away*

 

[Ashsaver]

@xambots

Spoiler: *Turns around,look at xambots dramatically*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*pushes Ash away, points the Soul Reaver at her*

Stand back.

*glares at Ash*

You made me as I am now.
I am contemplating whether and how to thank you for that.