If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[My name is Fiction]

Oh yes, lots of candy!
*Opens door*

 

[Wade-DeadPool]

CANDY *Jumps right into the van*

 

[Admiral Stukov]

That looks safe.

 

[Wade-DeadPool]

*NOM NOm Nom NoM nOm noM*

 

[My name is Fiction]

*NOM NOm Nom NoM nOm noM*

*Closes door and locks it*
Was never seen again

 

[Admiral Stukov]

*NOM NOm Nom NoM nOm noM*

*Closes door and locks it*
Was never seen again

I won't share my entire cargohold full of candy then.

 

[ShockValue]

Hehe. Didn't know you were into that...

 

[Wade-DeadPool]

*Bullets starts to fly out of the van. S[beep] starts to blow up and the van turns into a burning pile of crap*

 

[My name is Fiction]

Heart $1200
Liver $200
Kidney $400
My job Priceless
@Wade
*Net gun*

 

[Wade-DeadPool]

*Stabs you with my Katana* Yeah you know.. I don't did that easily.. *burning all over*
Damn this would hurt if I did have any skin...yeah :3

 

[ShockValue]

Just another day...

 

[My name is Fiction]

Freeman suddenly looks like theres five of him
@Wade
"The candy was poisoned."

 

[Wade-DeadPool]

Just another day...

In the life of DEADPOOL

Spoiler: Oh yeah

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Just another day...

More normal than most so far. Probably because Dark isn't here yet.

 

[ShockValue]

Just another day...

More normal than most so far. Probably because Dark isn't here yet.

Hehe. Then things will get interesting and slightly...>.>

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Just another day...

More normal than most so far. Probably because Dark isn't here yet.

Hehe. Then things will get interesting and slightly...>.>

Only slightly?

 

[ShockValue]

Just another day...

More normal than most so far. Probably because Dark isn't here yet.

Hehe. Then things will get interesting and slightly...>.>

Only slightly?

Well you can never be sure...

 

[Wade-DeadPool]

NO YOU CAN NOT! *Gives the girl with the purple hair a snogg*

 

[ShockValue]

I don't think so...

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Heh, Deadpool got denied

...
*pounces @Shock*