If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Look! Bunnies!

 

[ShockValue]

I don't see any...liar.

 

[Neonbob]

He's trynna get your guard down!

 

[My name is Fiction]

Shushs,I'm hunting wabits.
*Shoots a blunberbuzz*

 

[Neonbob]

MY EARS!
Ow! Jesus FUCK!

 

[xmbts]

Eat my face? Eh, probably not very good.

 

[Neonbob]

I dunno...it looks tasty too.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

You're right, it does.

 

[xmbts]

*Backs away slowly*

 

[Neonbob]

Come back here, you cuddlemuppet!

 

[xmbts]

I'm a what?

 

[My name is Fiction]

I want to cuddle!

 

[mParadox]

Will I suffice?

 

[scorptatious]

By Azura! By Azura! By Azura! It's the grand champion! I can't believe it's you! Lying here! Next to me...

 

[mParadox]

That's one ugly blond... thing.

 

[xmbts]

It makes my skin crawl a little.

 

[mParadox]

I was more disgusted. Isn't that Oblivion?

 

[scorptatious]

Yes! Oh great and mighty grand champion! I am from Oblivion! Now is there anything I can do for you? Carry your weapons? Shine your boots? Back rub perhaps?

 

[xmbts]

You can do something about that face.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I'll just leave this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlJHKyEE-XM&t=1m50s] here.