If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Dango]

Bonk! Hahaha! No seriously though get out.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Why do you always sleep with that starfish? Most kids have a blanket.

 

[xmbts]

You're one to talk with that (fantastic) hat.

 

[Dango]

You're wasting way too much electricity, I'm afraid I'll have to shut you down.

 

[xmbts]

I will

Spoiler: Shoot you with my face

before I let that happen.

 

[Zirat]

OHGAWD!

SAVE ME BRUCE WILLIS!

(But in all seriousness, that picture is the stuff of my nightmares, Kudos on finding something like that)

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Someone save me! Eject! Eject!

 

[Dango]

Turn the fan off. It's cold.

 

[xmbts]

<_<
Hide the snacks...we have visitors.

 

[i don't know]

I swear if you don't get that shotgun out of my bed, I will shove it up your..., and then I will drink your oily tears, and shoot off your...! You got that!?

 

[xmbts]

...Not entirely, some important details seem to be left out.
But hey you can fry me some bacon right?

 

[i don't know]

Sorry I'm on a diet of spys right now so no pork, only french-men.

 

[Sliverwings]

I think I'd have a stroke

 

[BoosterGold]

It can't but it is the most awesome weapon in D&D the rat flail

 

[XThecommander]

Oh hey there, want to make some pumpkin pie? Or maybe a jack-o-lantern.

 

[suiluj94]

Wow I managed to fit that in there?

 

[BoosterGold]

Welcome to the escapist...now put those pants on and make me breakfast

 

[One Seven One]

Sleeping inside a portal is such a strange feeling..

 

[i don't know]

wow the things I do for love to get people in my house.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

Bloody typical. My hangover is so bad, I can't even remember if it was a he or a she under the mask.