If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Sliverwings]

Cuddle and complain how my secret crush can't take a hint

 

[xmbts]

Aahhh! There's critters in my bed!

 

[Snowden's Secret]

...I'm guessing that I lost the Starfox quote-off. (What the hell was I thinking going up against a regional champion anyway?)

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Get out of this bed if you know what's good for you.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

Geez Louise, you go to bed wearing the same clothes? Also, LANDMASTER!! *hops into tank and drives very swiftly in the opposite direction*

 

[xmbts]

I will ignore the tank rolling through my house. Far too sleepy to worry about that.

 

[Dango]

Magically turn his wires into snakes.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Make the starfish come to life.

 

[Dango]

Use a Mikuru Beam.

 

[Sliverwings]

Cast Firagra

 

[Canadian Briton]

I'd use my walrus powers to counter their magic.

 

[xmbts]

I would counter thier walrus power with SCIENCE.

 

[Sliverwings]

Counter Science with <link=http://www.motifake.com/overkill-overkill-explosion-mage-magic-demotivational-poster-3240.html>MAGIC

 

[i don't know]

counter their "magic" with a kick in the C***ch!

 

[Venom 3135]

Ask it why it blocks out crotch...

 

[Sliverwings]

Try to remember where I've seen that name before...

 

[XThecommander]

Oh my god... the room is pitch black and you're glowing...

 

[Dango]

What is this I don't even...

 

[xmbts]

How many times have I told you not to carve starfish in the damn bed!?

 

[SteakHeart]

Eeeeew!