If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Sacman]

Since you've been gone... I finally persuaded him to put on his dress...<.<

 

[Scde2]

*Takes out chainsword*
Don't you dare touch him!
<_< He's mine

 

[Sacman]

*Pulls out knife...*

Bring it on emo boy...<.<

 

[Scde2]

*Slices Sacman's bearsuit up*

Don't fuck me with //_<

 

[Sacman]

You bastard...

*burns his poetry...*

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Get out. *Unplug*

 

[Scde2]

@Sac: D: Why would you do that!?

OT: *Stares back*

 

[Sacman]

no one touches my bear suit...<.<

 

[ShockValue]

It's not like you did much to prevent what he did to it.

 

[Sacman]

Samus Aran, Ima grip a tit...<.<

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

This is actually pretty nice for a change.

 

[Sacman]

What do you mean by "For a change?"

 

[ShockValue]

*Throws Sacman out the window*

 

[Best of the 3]

How nice, fighting over me.

 

[Sacman]

Damn straight we are now get in the car...<.<

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

*Groan* What time is it?

 

[Best of the 3]

Sorry, I don't get into any car unless it has "free candy" plasterd all over it.

 

[Sacman]

Time to take your pants off and assume the position...

I have candy...
its...
in...
my...
pants...
pocket...

 

[Snowden's Secret]

*exits the mattress bunker* And now my magazines are secure, I can now-WHUT.

 

[Best of the 3]

Snowden, can I join you, it's gotten too freaky for even me to handle?

Actually, how do you manage only to join when freaky shit happens? That's quite a skill.