If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Yureina]

So... don't those wings cause you problems sometimes?

 

[XThecommander]

Nope... *wings fold into back.*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Umm... what did I miss?

 

[XThecommander]

Oh god... Wild spinzaku! *sheilds self with wings.*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Umm... what are you doing that someone else feels the need to kick you in the face?
Hmm... even I'm feeling the desire to kick you in the face and I don't know why...

EDIT:
This pixie truly is a worthy foe... ninja'd me in about 3 threads so far in one day...
You win this round...

 

[XThecommander]

Indeed I do... *plays final fantasy victory music.*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Indeed I do... *plays final fantasy victory music.*

Stop that... I can't stand that music...

OT:
Spoken like someone who has never worked on a REALLY long and REALLY funny post for 15 minutes only to be ninja'd later...

And I wasn't crying... I was playing the part of the stereotypical "angry villain".

And... he's not an aborigine. Though I appreciate that you didn't immediately reach for the smurf/Na'vi jokes... though I'm sure you will now...

My avatar is The Nameless One from Planescape: Torment.

After countless lifetimes of battle and struggle, look this good, you will not.

 

[Dango]

Well, what would you do?

I was kinda hoping that you would be the last poster so I can admit that Fuko totally looks like and acts this girl I have known for awhile and spend 7 hours a little bit ago from 7pm to 2am talking to her about her masturbation even though she is normally a shy person around others and who I want to bang. for no reason.

Awwww... now I really wanna meet her...

 

[TheDoctor455]

I just watch Dango and Ahlycks go at it, wondering what the hell is going on and why they are "going at it" in my house, and on my bed while I'm trying to sleep no less.

 

[XThecommander]

Edit:Avatar ninja'd...
Suiseiseki? What are you doing here... *Breifcase smashes through the window.* O crap...

 

[Dango]

Get you as far away from that girl you were talking about earlier as possible.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Umm... you all know that this is MY house you've broken into and vandalized?
I will be notifying the authorities...

And... I don't recall being part of your little... sex party either...