If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[XThecommander]

Watch out nunna- *spinzaku hits her.* Nevermind...

 

[Dango]

-brings up chat log-

you jelly?

No, it's just that I didn't happen to see this part before:

and who I want to bang.

OT: Ask him for a ride to school

 

[XThecommander]

Long time no see, madam starfish...

 

[TheDoctor455]

Why do you ninja me so?!

Well, yeah, there was allot of tsipouro and ouzo there so I'm not surprised doctor

How did you manage to ninja yourself?

OT:
Umm... put that spear down... I'm sure we can be reasonable about this...
HA! Had you going there for a minute! Do your worst!
You can't kill me!

 

[xmbts]

Well this is just strange.

Oh wait no it isn't...

 

[XThecommander]

Hello... *Hooks all wires to a portable floating cube.* All better! This should supply you.
*spinzaku ninjas me* Ughh *flys out window.*

 

[XThecommander]

Indeed *offers a glass of wine.*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Well this is just strange.

Oh wait no it isn't...

Yeah... this is kinda a regular thing now, isn't it?
Is this what "steady" is? I just don't know...
(never had a knack for starting a relationship in the first place)

OT:
Umm... I'm flattered by the attention... but we gotta stop meeting like this...
I'm just not into pixies or "wings".

 

[XThecommander]

Evil... Changing your avatar back, but keep the wine, I have a better wine to offer.
Edit:Ok then, let us dine in hell tonight!

 

[Dango]

-brings up chat log-

you jelly?

No, it's just that I didn't happen to see this part before:

and who I want to bang.

OT: Ask him for a ride to school

Oh and let me just say that she IS in fact one year within my age and I'm not a total weirdo ¬¬

Well I get that part... but just because you said she looks and acts similar to Fuuko, I just can't let you.

OT: Girly scream and backflip out of my bed.

 

[Dango]

*Pins to wall with starfish shuriken*

 

[XThecommander]

*stares with confusion.*