If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[The Clown]

yes, yes you are

 

[mParadox]

Successful ninja is successful.

Sure 'cake' is the perfect target. We just have to hunt don the source.

 

[Best of the 3]

I think you mean "Sauce"

 

[The Clown]

oh, umm.... aha.... ahahahaha, very funny mister ninja

 

[mParadox]

You seem confused. Juice?

 

[Best of the 3]

Orange juice? Yummy.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Yes... I am confused... what the fuck are you doing here?

 

[mParadox]

Oh dear. You really like this bed don't you?

 

[Best of the 3]

This is my bed. I know I would love it.

 

[mParadox]

Huh.... really? *looks in the eyes* Are you sure?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Oh dear. You really like this bed don't you?

Well yeah, it's MY bed.

So... you really like being in MY bed don't you?
Now... why are you here again?

OT:
Excuse me a moment, it seems that Best is trying to make cake and "cake" in my bed at the same time... again.

EDIT:
Ninja'd by an assassin... guess I shouldn't be surprised.

OT:
Seriously... why do you keep turning up in my bed?

 

[Best of the 3]

No, this is my bed. Remember that episode where you turned me into a girl and I took you all home? Good times.

 

[mParadox]

'Cause it's nice and soft.

In fact, i stand by my point.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Well... since Best seems to miss my mind-fuckery...

(I mind-fuck Best and mParadox so that they both believe they are the same person... just cloned or split apart somehow)

Hmm... xmbts, got any popcorn?

 

[Best of the 3]

You have just created 2, 13 year old shota boy assassins, both controlling demon butlers and you think that was good move? Nice work there.

 

[Sacman]

Well he's sort of immortal...<.<

 

[Best of the 3]

No, he is just a mouldy, over grown smurf.

 

[mParadox]

Out butlers are special... check mate.

 

[Best of the 3]

Not quite.

Castle kings side.

 

[TheDoctor455]

You have just created 2, 13 year old shota boy assassins, both controlling demon butlers and you think that was good move? Nice work there.

No, that's not how it works. That doesn't ACTUALLY happen, that's just what you THINK happens.

There aren't two butlers, there's just the one. And only one of you has the skills of an assassin.

(further mind-fucks Best and mParadox to think they are literally two halves of the same person... as in... one of you is the left side -with one leg, one arm, and half a head - and the other is the right... but neither of you can agree on which is which)