If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Best of the 3]

snip

But to us they do exist so to us we believe that you can see them as they exist. Does that even make sense.

 

[mParadox]

@Bot3: how about we just slap him silly? or better yet, you slap him while i stab him.

 

[Best of the 3]

I'll grab the wet fish

 

[TheDoctor455]

snip

But to us they do exist so to us we believe that you can see them as they exist. Does that even make sense.

All right, but you're just going to end up wondering why I can't seem to see two butlers.

And...
mParadox...
what good would that do?
I've died and come back to life so many times that I don't feel pain any more... or rather, it doesn't bother me as much as it used to.

So, there's no satisfaction to be had there...

And... which of you is the right side again?

 

[mParadox]

*sigh* that's me..

 

[TheDoctor455]

Are you sure about that?

 

[mParadox]

*nods* A-yup.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Okay then...

(mindfucks Best and mParadox so that they are now separate entities, but now Best thinks he is a hat, and mParadox is the Mad Hatter)

Now... where is that popcorn?

 

[mParadox]

Tea? It's lovely this time of the season.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Sure, thank you. (sips) This is quite good, where did you learn it?

 

[mParadox]

My uncle taught me... b4 he was killed.. :'(

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hmmm... is that mercury in the tea?
A lovely touch.

 

[mParadox]

If you must.

*yawns* Well guys, it's getting late. So i bid you farewell and good night.

 

[TheDoctor455]

(removes any tiredness or exhaustion from mParadox's mind)
You were saying?

 

[xmbts]

Goodnight, now then who wanted popcorn?

 

[The Clown]

me, gimme popcorn

 

[xmbts]

Well how about you ask nicely.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Can I please have some popcorn?
Ah... Clown, I'm glad you turned up...

(mind fucks Clown so that he can only communicate through interpretive dance)

 

[xmbts]

Well then I suppose you can. *Shares popcorn*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Quite good... I don't usually like popcorn but this was really good.

Do I even want to know how you make it or what orifice it came from?