Yeah Cortana, I mean, look at xmbts over here. Kind of like you, more machine than human. And because she is physical I have given her her own cake maker. DOn't you wish you could have one of those? 
I don't remember my mind-fuckery wearing off...The Clown said:Hey, want the pie from american pie?
Well I don't remember you growing out of your mohawk, and look what you've got on your scalp.TheDoctor455 said:I don't remember my mind-fuckery wearing off...The Clown said:Hey, want the pie from american pie?
but...
(mind-fucks The Clown to continue communicating solely through interpretive dance)
OT:
Snow... don't build any more forts... please...
good Snow...
And... now that I have mind-fucked most people on this thread, fair is fair, and I will now be taking a dose of my own medicine. Below are the options I offer for the self-mind-fuckery. PM me your vote, and I'll go with the most popular one tomorrow.
A) Scotty (from Star Trek)
B) a parody of Yahtzee
C) a random Doctor Who (by random, one of my choice... I haven't seen much of the old series)
D) a talking fish
E) a male version of Cortana
F) Navi from Zelda