If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Snowden's Secret]

Oh, for God's sake! Why do you have so much arcane crud lying around anyway!

 

[xmbts]

Seriously one wrong move and you can set off the apocalypse in here.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Oh, for God's sake! Why do you have so much arcane crud lying around anyway!

Well... I DID have it all in order and safely tucked away, until you decided to have a civil war with the Clown...
(hears a rumbling sound)

Oh crap...

OT:
Actually... that glowing thing will either open up a random giant Portal that will suck all of Sigil into it (ending with us for some odd reason), or that pillow fort will become sentient.

 

[Ashsaver]

Apocalypse? huh.....hey what does this button do?

*yoink*

Eh,you look somewhat browner,Doc. I think i pressed the wrong button.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Damn it! Ashsaver!
Now the pillows EVERYWHERE will become sentient AND a giant Portal will suck us all to a random location!!!! You fool!!!!!

 

[Snowden's Secret]

Ahh...feck. *breaks out emergency body armour & ration box and curls into the foetal position*

 

[TheDoctor455]

(looks out the window)

Well... there goes the Lady of Pain's place... Ratpicker Square... the Mortuary... the Wards... city's gone...

Snow's gone through... and now the rest of us as well...

The pillows may be sentient, but they still haven't moved yet...

 

[Ashsaver]

*knocked over by flying sentient pillows*

@_@

 

[Best of the 3]

Hello there Ass Shaver. I haven't seen you in ages. Hows ya been?

 

[xmbts]

Attacked by pillows apparently.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

I'm floating around in the Dark Void of Who Knows What! To hell with your pillow zombies!

 

[xmbts]

Now they're zombies? This is just getting confusing.

 

[TheDoctor455]

(looks around)

We're not in an empty void... we're in...

(a strange voice interrupts)

"Exterminate! Exterminate!"

(back to me)

We're inside a Dalek... don't ask how... you really don't want to know...

 

[Snowden's Secret]

@xmbts: Well they can't be considered to be alive, can they? Perhaps Pillow Golems?

OT: O_O WHAT. What kind of portals do you keep around here, again?

 

[xmbts]

Isn't it better then being outside a dalek? I'm not sure because I'm not familiar with them.

 

[TheDoctor455]

@xmbts: Well they can't be considered to be alive, can they? Perhaps Pillow Golems?

OT: O_O WHAT. What kind of portals do you keep around here, again?

I don't have any control over what Portals are around my house. They're always there... that glowing thing just happened to be a Key that activated a REALLY big one... which also happened to give certain inanimate objects sentience for a few weeks...

("Exterminate! Exterminate!")

We should start whispering before the other Daleks figure out we're in here.

EDIT:
xmbts, take a look at this article: http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Dalek

And watch more Dr. Who.

 

[xmbts]

So how exactly do we fit inside one of those. (And get in the line of people who are nagging me to watch that show)

 

[TheDoctor455]

There's a line?

Hmm...

As for our current predicament...
well... the Portals can be a bit weird at times... and... some mages have theorized that every sentient or semi-sentient being contains a universe within them... so...
I guess that's what happened here... we seem to have been shrunken down to a size that would allow us to fit inside... the... empty... space... where... the...actual... Dalek... is...

Oh crap...

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I told you, this is why you shouldn't dabble in magic!
*proceeds to blow a hole in the Dalek with an explosive canister round from my C-20A rifle*

You okay in there?

 

[xmbts]

Huzzah! I'm still not sleeping with you though.