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Why does everyone think I want to kill them?
 

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xmbts said:
Why does everyone think I want to kill them?
Because they've seen the videos.

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Umm... Stukov... that gun wouldn't have worked on the Dalek even if it were normal size.
Now please cut it out.
The best thing we can do is wait for an opportune moment to escape.

and...
my study of magic has nothing to do with how we got here...
Sigil is called "The City of Doors" for a reason.
 

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Haven't you been paying attention?
An EMP wave takes care of the dalek's forcefield, a lock-down round keeps it in place, and the standard explosive round breaches the shell.

Leave the technological matters to me would you.
 

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I'll just sit and watch, where are the plugs in this thing?
 

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stukov961 said:
Haven't you been paying attention?
An EMP wave takes care of the dalek's forcefield, a lock-down round keeps it in place, and the standard explosive round breaches the shell.

Leave the technological matters to me would you.
Except that... I'm the 455th Doctor, so I know more about Daleks than you do.

And... none of that is going to have the same effect it normally would because A) We're a lot smaller, and thus, the impact of everything we do is greatly reduced, and B) We're INSIDE the Dalek, and we need to keep it running for now, and we need to avoid making the other Daleks suspicious, so shut up, and let me drive this thing.

(mutters a spell, the organic part of the Dalek dies, and I sit in its chair, and take over)
 

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Fine, I'll just take pot-shots at the other Daleks so they don't notice you slipping away.
NO!
Stop!
We need to stick around to work out what they're planning so we can stop it!

(steers the Dalek to follow the others into a large ante-chamber)
 

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Sniping them is a fairly effective way of stopping what they're doing.

Oh well.
I wonder what happens if I lure the Zerg here.
 

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Sniping them is a fairly effective way of stopping what they're doing.

Oh well.
I wonder what happens if I lure the Zerg here.
Don't... there is SOME biological compenant to the Daleks, and I'd rather not hand the Zerg another weapon.

Sniping may not work... remember, you're as small as we are right now.

Let's just listen to what the Dalek Emperor has to say...

(listens in, then after a while... looks at everyone else with an expression of complete horror/terror on his face)
 

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*Regained consciousness after being hit by pillows*

Eh... where was i....oh, a drunken Russian! at least you look like one.
 

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Would this be a good time to mention that I have an armed nuke ready to have it's target designated as the Dalek Emperor?
 

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Would this be a good time to mention that I have an armed nuke ready to have it's target designated as the Dalek Emperor?
We'd get caught in the blast, and nukes haven't worked on the Daleks before, so why would they now?

Anyway... the Dalek emperor has captured a previous incarnation of all of us (all of us that have changed avatars at some point) and is holding them all hostage... if they die, we're erased from existence... or... something like that...
 

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Covert Ops it is then. How nice that my cloak generator is fully charged.
I'll go pinpoint their/our location.
 

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Good... I'll drop you off near a dark stairwell, and then I'll go see what I can find out with this Dalek...
(wouldn't it be weird/awesome if the real Doctor Who writers base an episode on what we're doing?)
 

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(wouldn't it be weird/awesome if the real Doctor Who writers base an episode on what we're doing?)
That it would.

All right I have the location of our past selves. Get your pet Dalek shell here, we'll have to be in close proximity for the recall to work.
 

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TheDoctor455 said:
(wouldn't it be weird/awesome if the real Doctor Who writers base an episode on what we're doing?)
That it would.

All right I have the location of our past selves. Get your pet Dalek shell here, we'll have to be in close proximity for the recall to work.
(gets there, makes the pick up, but stops Stukov from using the recall device)

Not yet, I've just learned what the Daleks are really up to.
They're going to rip off the Farscape Series Finale and use a stolen Wormhole Weapon to destroy all of reality in a matter of days. A nuke would just set it off... we need to figure out a way to get the device away from them...
hmm...
Stukov, can you set a marker on it and radio your battlecruiser to beam the device up with us?
That way I can dismantle it in safety.
 

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Sort of.
Terran teleportation is rather limited, requiring bulky equipment on both ends.
I did however call in a favor from the commander of an old Protoss arbiter.

We only get one recall however, the power core of the arbiter can't handle more then one at a time, and once the first recall goes off they'll know we're here.

A Yamato blast from the Aleksander aimed directly on the main reactor of the Dalek ship might destroy it.

The best way as I see it is to bring the weapon an the prisoners together and recall everything at once, and then blow this place sky high with the Aleksander.
 

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stukov961 said:
Sort of.
Terran teleportation is rather limited, requiring bulky equipment on both ends.
I did however call in a favor from the commander of an old Protoss arbiter.

We only get one recall however, the power core of the arbiter can't handle more then one at a time, and once the first recall goes off they'll know we're here.

A Yamato blast from the Aleksander aimed directly on the main reactor of the Dalek ship might destroy it.

The best way as I see it is to bring the weapon an the prisoners together and recall everything at once, and then blow this place sky high with the Aleksander.
Sounds good, though... I hope you called in Raynor's Raiders in as back-up.