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*Looks over shoulder to see Ashsaver lurking behind*
...Nah.
 

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*giggle* I'll go....where you go,I'm going to carve my love into you.

I'll.....ah....
 

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TheDoctor455 said:
AgDr_ODST said:
TheDoctor455 said:
AgDr_ODST said:
stukov961 said:
Sadly no, Raynor was busy.

But we might offload some old remote controlled Goliaths as sufficient distraction while we get out of here.
TheDoctor455 said:
stukov961 said:
Sort of.
Terran teleportation is rather limited, requiring bulky equipment on both ends.
I did however call in a favor from the commander of an old Protoss arbiter.

We only get one recall however, the power core of the arbiter can't handle more then one at a time, and once the first recall goes off they'll know we're here.

A Yamato blast from the Aleksander aimed directly on the main reactor of the Dalek ship might destroy it.

The best way as I see it is to bring the weapon an the prisoners together and recall everything at once, and then blow this place sky high with the Aleksander.
Sounds good, though... I hope you called in Raynor's Raiders in as back-up.
[color=sky blue]
*reads all of the text before coming up with a plan and putting it into action*
Cortana: I'll be back in a minute
*2 hours later*
Cortana: Fantastic news! I managed to "sweet talk" Kerrigan, now she and the Zerg are ready to help however I ask them too....And they swore not to take the Daleks and use them against the two of you if we all survive this[/color]
Hmm... We'll just have to keep an eye on Kerrigan... even though this is an act of self-preservation on her part... there must be something for her to gain if she would agree to that...
Cortana, you might want to run a full diagnostic on your systems just to be safe.

In the meantime... I'll be taking the Wormhole Weapon apart...
wait...
where'd it go?
Damn it.

Well... I guess we know what Kerrigan was after...
What a fool... she'll only destroy herself and then everyone else.
That is all Wormhole Weapons are.
They don't make peace, they don't even make war.
They simply, an end.

Well Stukov, after her.
Stukov?


OT:
I see you decided to join us after all, since you seem to be sleeping in the bunk above mine, mParadox.
[color=sky blue]Cortana: Doc what the hell are you talking about? I've been running diagnostics ever 5 minutes since I came to meet Kerrigan who BY THE WAY! I've not let leave my sight! And while her and i are 'of one mind'....as per our agreement...I've been tracking her forces...and none of them have come and where near the wormhole weapon. This leads me to believe that Mengsk is the real thief![/color]

Hmm... perhaps... but... there is someone else who would use such a device... "The Dark One" that Zeratul's memory crystals hinted at...

I'll look into Mengsk, you keep a closer eye on Kerrigan...
since you're a rather unique hybrid yourself... I don't know if you can be infested, but be careful.
(hugs Cortana, pulls away after several moments, then mutters a spell to open a Portal leading to the outskirts of the Dominion capital)

Until we meet again, I suppose.

(goes through the Portal, it closes)
[color=sky blue]
Cortana: Good luck Doc!
*turns to Kerrigan as the portal shuts*
Now as for you Mrs. Kerrigan or would you prefer your 'formal title' that the media have bestowed upon you[/color]
Kerrigan: I would prefer Sarah actually, it reminds me of my former life beform Megnsk abandoned me to the Zerg
[color=sky blue]Cortana: Well with that little formality out of the way Sarah, lets begin.....
*long chat between Cortana and Sarah follows*[/color]
Sarah: well that went a good deal better than I expected it too
[color=sky blue]Cortana: Indeed Sarah....but I must say its very sad t hear that most are unable to get past heresay, your looks, and what not and assume your a monster as well as mis-take your past actions as evil[/color]
Sarah: Yes my Zerg looks are quite off putting as it is.. and my exaggerated reputation doesn't exactly help either
[color=sky blue]Cortana: Yes life and people are quite harsh sometimes...now if you'll excuse me I must go and see if Doc and Stukov have reported in[/color]
Sarah: I understand completely....I quite need to handle something as well....you know issue mental orders and stop my minions from attacking the wrong settlments
[color=sky blue]
*Cortana leaves and goes to read Doc and Stukovs reports*
Cortana: Well I see Megnsk is in the joint custody of the two of you as well as being entirely at your mercy. Thats fantastic and to top that Im pleased to report that imense success that I've had in talking to Kerrigan.[/color]
YES I was very much inspired just now as you can see ^___________^
 

TheDoctor455

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AgDr_ODST said:
TheDoctor455 said:
AgDr_ODST said:
TheDoctor455 said:
AgDr_ODST said:
stukov961 said:
Sadly no, Raynor was busy.

But we might offload some old remote controlled Goliaths as sufficient distraction while we get out of here.
TheDoctor455 said:
stukov961 said:
Sort of.
Terran teleportation is rather limited, requiring bulky equipment on both ends.
I did however call in a favor from the commander of an old Protoss arbiter.

We only get one recall however, the power core of the arbiter can't handle more then one at a time, and once the first recall goes off they'll know we're here.

A Yamato blast from the Aleksander aimed directly on the main reactor of the Dalek ship might destroy it.

The best way as I see it is to bring the weapon an the prisoners together and recall everything at once, and then blow this place sky high with the Aleksander.
Sounds good, though... I hope you called in Raynor's Raiders in as back-up.
[color=sky blue]
*reads all of the text before coming up with a plan and putting it into action*
Cortana: I'll be back in a minute
*2 hours later*
Cortana: Fantastic news! I managed to "sweet talk" Kerrigan, now she and the Zerg are ready to help however I ask them too....And they swore not to take the Daleks and use them against the two of you if we all survive this[/color]
Hmm... We'll just have to keep an eye on Kerrigan... even though this is an act of self-preservation on her part... there must be something for her to gain if she would agree to that...
Cortana, you might want to run a full diagnostic on your systems just to be safe.

In the meantime... I'll be taking the Wormhole Weapon apart...
wait...
where'd it go?
Damn it.

Well... I guess we know what Kerrigan was after...
What a fool... she'll only destroy herself and then everyone else.
That is all Wormhole Weapons are.
They don't make peace, they don't even make war.
They simply, an end.

Well Stukov, after her.
Stukov?


OT:
I see you decided to join us after all, since you seem to be sleeping in the bunk above mine, mParadox.
[color=sky blue]Cortana: Doc what the hell are you talking about? I've been running diagnostics ever 5 minutes since I came to meet Kerrigan who BY THE WAY! I've not let leave my sight! And while her and i are 'of one mind'....as per our agreement...I've been tracking her forces...and none of them have come and where near the wormhole weapon. This leads me to believe that Mengsk is the real thief![/color]

Hmm... perhaps... but... there is someone else who would use such a device... "The Dark One" that Zeratul's memory crystals hinted at...

I'll look into Mengsk, you keep a closer eye on Kerrigan...
since you're a rather unique hybrid yourself... I don't know if you can be infested, but be careful.
(hugs Cortana, pulls away after several moments, then mutters a spell to open a Portal leading to the outskirts of the Dominion capital)

Until we meet again, I suppose.

(goes through the Portal, it closes)
[color=sky blue]
Cortana: Good luck Doc!
*turns to Kerrigan as the portal shuts*
Now as for you Mrs. Kerrigan or would you prefer your 'formal title' that the media have bestowed upon you[/color]
Kerrigan: I would prefer Sarah actually, it reminds me of my former life beform Megnsk abandoned me to the Zerg
[color=sky blue]Cortana: Well with that little formality out of the way Sarah, lets begin.....
*long chat between Cortana and Sarah follows*[/color]
Sarah: well that went a good deal better than I expected it too
[color=sky blue]Cortana: Indeed Sarah....but I must say its very sad t hear that most are unable to get past heresay, your looks, and what not and assume your a monster as well as mis-take your past actions as evil[/color]
Sarah: Yes my Zerg looks are quite off putting as it is.. and my exaggerated reputation doesn't exactly help either
[color=sky blue]Cortana: Yes life and people are quite harsh sometimes...now if you'll excuse me I must go and see if Doc and Stukov have reported in[/color]
Sarah: I understand completely....I quite need to handle something as well....you know issue mental orders and stop my minions from attacking the wrong settlments
[color=sky blue]
*Cortana leaves and goes to read Doc and Stukovs reports*
Cortana: Well I see Megnsk is in the joint custody of the two of you as well as being entirely at your mercy. Thats fantastic and to top that Im pleased to report that imense success that I've had in talking to Kerrigan.[/color]
YES I was very much inspired just now as you can see ^___________^
Huh... that's weird... why did I think of a Cortana-version of Oprah was interviewing Kerrigan there?

Hmm...

Anyway...
well... that's good to hear...
Did you manage to get an explanation from her about why she has attacked anyone at all?
And what was that whole "Queen ***** of the Universe" business about? (remember, Kerrigan CHOSE that title after she was free from the Overmind's influence)

Now... do you have any idea what this thing circling me is?
 

TheDoctor455

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Ashsaver said:
Definitely not me....no fun doing so.....ah.....
Uh... no, it definitely IS you...

why are you so hellbent on getting to xmbts?

And why are you looking at me that way?
 

AgDr_ODST

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I didn't mean for it to come across as that(oprah-esque) I just wanted to speak as Sarah abit instead of just saying "[color=sky blue]Cortana: Kerrigan says this that and the other[/color]"

*Kerrigan Enters*
Sarah: I think I can best explain all of this. For one undergoing so immense of a change *gestures to her changed body and the blades protruding from her back* didn't exactly help my mental state after Megnsk left me for dead and when I fully transformed I lost both my temper and my mind. As for my chosen title I figured no one would be in a forgiving mood after what I had done and ordered done while Overmind influenced me and that at best most would view me as a royal *****. So I took up the mantra of Queen *****!....satisfied?
 

Ashsaver

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I don't care....I just wanna carve my love into anyone....everyone...i cut...CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT.....

*sharpens her pocket knives*
 

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Hey Doc, your a bit more immortal then me want to be my quasi-human shield?
 

TheDoctor455

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AgDr_ODST said:

*Kerrigan Enters*
Sarah: I think I can best explain all of this. For one undergoing so immense of a change *gestures to her changed body and the blades protruding from her back* didn't exactly help my mental state after Megnsk left me for dead and when I fully transformed I lost both my temper and my mind. As for my chosen title I figured no one would be in a forgiving mood after what I had done and ordered done while Overmind influenced me and that at best most would view me as a royal *****. So I took up the mantra of Queen *****!....satisfied?
Fair enough... but... how did you know where I was?
And how did you get here?

I'm not trying to be hostile, but if our positions were reversed, wouldn't you be suspicious?
 

TheDoctor455

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xmbts said:
Hey Doc, your a bit more immortal then me want to be my quasi-human shield?
Sure, why not...

Ashsaver said:
I don't care....I just wanna carve my love into anyone....everyone...i cut...CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT.....

*sharpens her pocket knives*
That isn't going to work on me... I'll just regenerate.
 

Ashsaver

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Ah....*giggle* haha...*Slash Doc fanatically*

HAHAHAAAAHAAHAHAAA You and me are a perfect match HAHAHAHAAAA.....ah......

oh....i'm tired....resting....for a while....
 

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Phew that's over with.
Now then where did all of my bullets go?
I think Ashsaver ate them.
 

TheDoctor455

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xmbts said:
Phew that's over with.
Now then where did all of my bullets go?
I think Ashsaver ate them.
Do you have any energy weapons?

I think we need to get rid of that psycho in its sleep...
hmm...
 

AgDr_ODST

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TheDoctor455 said:
AgDr_ODST said:

*Kerrigan Enters*
Sarah: I think I can best explain all of this. For one undergoing so immense of a change *gestures to her changed body and the blades protruding from her back* didn't exactly help my mental state after Mengsk left me for dead and when I fully transformed I lost both my temper and my mind. As for my chosen title I figured no one would be in a forgiving mood after what I had done and ordered done while Overmind influenced me and that at best most would view me as a royal *****. So I took up the mantra of Queen *****!....satisfied?
Fair enough... but... how did you know where I was?
And how did you get here?

I'm not trying to be hostile, but if our positions were reversed, wouldn't you be suspicious?
Kerrigan: I understand the slight suspicion and the questioning as I'd likely have similiar questions if you suddenly turned up on Char. To put it simply I asked where the bridge was after talking to Cortana in the room she provided me with and following Cortana appearing on Char with her questions and eventual proposal she brought me aboard once she had determined that A) I wasn't lying and B) coming to realize/decide that I could be trusted
 

TheDoctor455

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AgDr_ODST said:
TheDoctor455 said:
AgDr_ODST said:

*Kerrigan Enters*
Sarah: I think I can best explain all of this. For one undergoing so immense of a change *gestures to her changed body and the blades protruding from her back* didn't exactly help my mental state after Mengsk left me for dead and when I fully transformed I lost both my temper and my mind. As for my chosen title I figured no one would be in a forgiving mood after what I had done and ordered done while Overmind influenced me and that at best most would view me as a royal *****. So I took up the mantra of Queen *****!....satisfied?
Fair enough... but... how did you know where I was?
And how did you get here?

I'm not trying to be hostile, but if our positions were reversed, wouldn't you be suspicious?
Kerrigan: I understand the slight suspicion and the questioning as I'd likely have similiar questions if you suddenly turned up on Char. To put it simply I asked where the bridge was after talking to Cortana in the room she provided me with and following Cortana appearing on Char with her questions and eventual proposal she brought me aboard once she had determined that A) I wasn't lying and B) coming to realize/decide that I could be trusted
Very well then...
Do you have any idea who stole the Wormhole Weapon?

I can only think of one suspect myself...

"The Dark One".