If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[xmbts]

Energy weapons? What do I look like?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Energy weapons? What do I look like?

I thought you were a robot/cyborg...
I guess I was wrong...

 

[xmbts]

Built in 2009 energy weapons have yet to be invented.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Built in 2009 energy weapons have yet to be invented.

The battlecruiser we're in (apparently) would defy that claim.

I think we've traveled through time or something... which is entirely possible with those damn Portals.

 

[xmbts]

Well they go fetch me some, my mouth ran out of ammo a while ago.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Well they go fetch me some, my mouth ran out of ammo a while ago.

(leaves, comes back a few minutes later with a selection of laser, plasma, and Gauss weaponry)

Take your pick.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

*Kerrigan Enters*
Sarah: I think I can best explain all of this. For one undergoing so immense of a change *gestures to her changed body and the blades protruding from her back* didn't exactly help my mental state after Mengsk left me for dead and when I fully transformed I lost both my temper and my mind. As for my chosen title I figured no one would be in a forgiving mood after what I had done and ordered done while Overmind influenced me and that at best most would view me as a royal *****. So I took up the mantra of Queen *****!....satisfied?

Fair enough... but... how did you know where I was?
And how did you get here?

I'm not trying to be hostile, but if our positions were reversed, wouldn't you be suspicious?

Kerrigan: I understand the slight suspicion and the questioning as I'd likely have similiar questions if you suddenly turned up on Char. To put it simply I asked where the bridge was after talking to Cortana in the room she provided me with and following Cortana appearing on Char with her questions and eventual proposal she brought me aboard once she had determined that A) I wasn't lying and B) coming to realize/decide that I could be trusted

Very well then...
Do you have any idea who stole the Wormhole Weapon?

I can only think of one suspect myself...

"The Dark One".

Sarah: Im not sure who took it...though not for a lack of trying to find out.
I've sent my Zerg scouts in search of answers, those that reported back had nothing....except for one who appeared quite traumatized which is rare in and of itself for zerg....anyway he kept muttering something about darkness surrounding him and an evil one touching him...
That brought me to a similar conclusion as your own...it must be him if its not me....as you suspected
(forgive me Im not up to date so Im kinda making it up abit)

OT: your...green you remind me of Johns armor *chuckles*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*Kerrigan Enters*
Sarah: I think I can best explain all of this. For one undergoing so immense of a change *gestures to her changed body and the blades protruding from her back* didn't exactly help my mental state after Mengsk left me for dead and when I fully transformed I lost both my temper and my mind. As for my chosen title I figured no one would be in a forgiving mood after what I had done and ordered done while Overmind influenced me and that at best most would view me as a royal *****. So I took up the mantra of Queen *****!....satisfied?

Fair enough... but... how did you know where I was?
And how did you get here?

I'm not trying to be hostile, but if our positions were reversed, wouldn't you be suspicious?

Kerrigan: I understand the slight suspicion and the questioning as I'd likely have similiar questions if you suddenly turned up on Char. To put it simply I asked where the bridge was after talking to Cortana in the room she provided me with and following Cortana appearing on Char with her questions and eventual proposal she brought me aboard once she had determined that A) I wasn't lying and B) coming to realize/decide that I could be trusted

Very well then...
Do you have any idea who stole the Wormhole Weapon?

I can only think of one suspect myself...

"The Dark One".

Sarah: Im not sure who took it...though not for a lack of trying to find out.
I've sent my Zerg scouts in search of answers, those that reported back had nothing....except for one who appeared quite traumatized which is rare in and of itself for zerg....anyway he kept muttering something about darkness surrounding him and an evil one touching him...
That brought me to a similar conclusion as your own...it must be him if its not me....as you suspected
(forgive me Im not up to date so Im kinda making it up abit)

(That's actually pretty close to how it works)

Mengsk was also a suspect of course...
you should know why...
according to Raynor, he said that "he would rule this sector or see it burnt to ashes around him".

(hears Mengsk objecting to that)
Quiet down there!

Now...

(also note that I'm no longer a Protoss, or even from the Starcraft universe, so, in character... I'm working off of second-hand information)

Do you have any proposed terms to offer for an alliance?
I only speak for myself though...
but... if you have any extra-Planar knowledge... you might have heard of an immortal such as myself...
I do not have a name.

 

[xmbts]

O_O

I'll take all of them thanks.

I'm thinking a mouth gauss gun, I'll just hang onto the rest.

 

[TheDoctor455]

O_O

I'll take all of them thanks.

I'm thinking a mouth gauss gun, I'll just hang onto the rest.

Okay then.

Since those weapons don't use ammo, that should solve THAT problem.

Why don't you test it out on the pest?

 

[xmbts]

*Runs over to Ashsaver with a laser gun in one hand, plasma in the other, and a Gauss gin stuck out of the mouth*

*Begins firing until running out of power and collapsing*

*Dust clears to reveal every shot missed*

 

[Ashsaver]

*wakes up from the commotion* Ah.....xmbts...you came for me....I'm glad....

 

[TheDoctor455]

*Runs over to Ashsaver with a laser gun in one hand, plasma in the other, and a Gauss gin stuck out of the mouth*

*Begins firing until running out of power and collapsing*

*Dust clears to reveal every shot missed*

Come here... I think the weapons need to be recalibrated...
(tinkers with the weapons)

Oh here's the problem... you don't have drivers for them...

Hang on a minute...

(downloads drivers from Nvidia... don't bother trying to work that out... installs the drivers)

There you go.
Try them out again.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

*Kerrigan Enters*
Sarah: I think I can best explain all of this. For one undergoing so immense of a change *gestures to her changed body and the blades protruding from her back* didn't exactly help my mental state after Mengsk left me for dead and when I fully transformed I lost both my temper and my mind. As for my chosen title I figured no one would be in a forgiving mood after what I had done and ordered done while Overmind influenced me and that at best most would view me as a royal *****. So I took up the mantra of Queen *****!....satisfied?

Fair enough... but... how did you know where I was?
And how did you get here?

I'm not trying to be hostile, but if our positions were reversed, wouldn't you be suspicious?

Kerrigan: I understand the slight suspicion and the questioning as I'd likely have similiar questions if you suddenly turned up on Char. To put it simply I asked where the bridge was after talking to Cortana in the room she provided me with and following Cortana appearing on Char with her questions and eventual proposal she brought me aboard once she had determined that A) I wasn't lying and B) coming to realize/decide that I could be trusted

Very well then...
Do you have any idea who stole the Wormhole Weapon?

I can only think of one suspect myself...

"The Dark One".

Sarah: Im not sure who took it...though not for a lack of trying to find out.
I've sent my Zerg scouts in search of answers, those that reported back had nothing....except for one who appeared quite traumatized which is rare in and of itself for zerg....anyway he kept muttering something about darkness surrounding him and an evil one touching him...
That brought me to a similar conclusion as your own...it must be him if its not me....as you suspected
(forgive me Im not up to date so Im kinda making it up abit)

(That's actually pretty close to how it works)

Mengsk was also a suspect of course...
you should know why...
according to Raynor, he said that "he would rule this sector or see it burnt to ashes around him".

(hears Mengsk objecting to that)
Quiet down there!

Now...

(also note that I'm no longer a Protoss, or even from the Starcraft universe, so, in character... I'm working off of second-hand information)

Do you have any proposed terms to offer for an alliance?
I only speak for myself though...
but... if you have any extra-Planar knowledge... you might have heard of an immortal such as myself...
I do not have a name.

Kerrigan: I did suspect him at first too since hes tried to manipulate the Zerg both before and after I took control of them....That aside though...my terms are:
1. assist me in reigning control of the Zerg since Im not in complete control of the entire race as you and others may have thought.
2. A pardon of sorts for my actions both immediately after my transformation and while the Overlord was controlling me
3. The Wormhole Weapon if its functioning when we find it be destroyed
4. Megnsk must be held accountable for his attempted use/manipulation of my people
*proceeds to list afew others*
Those are my terms...1-4 are of priority the others are secondary at best
OT: Cortana: *chuckling* has anyone ever told you you look like a wrinkly old Navi?

 

[TheDoctor455]

*Kerrigan Enters*
Sarah: I think I can best explain all of this. For one undergoing so immense of a change *gestures to her changed body and the blades protruding from her back* didn't exactly help my mental state after Mengsk left me for dead and when I fully transformed I lost both my temper and my mind. As for my chosen title I figured no one would be in a forgiving mood after what I had done and ordered done while Overmind influenced me and that at best most would view me as a royal *****. So I took up the mantra of Queen *****!....satisfied?

Fair enough... but... how did you know where I was?
And how did you get here?

I'm not trying to be hostile, but if our positions were reversed, wouldn't you be suspicious?

Kerrigan: I understand the slight suspicion and the questioning as I'd likely have similiar questions if you suddenly turned up on Char. To put it simply I asked where the bridge was after talking to Cortana in the room she provided me with and following Cortana appearing on Char with her questions and eventual proposal she brought me aboard once she had determined that A) I wasn't lying and B) coming to realize/decide that I could be trusted

Very well then...
Do you have any idea who stole the Wormhole Weapon?

I can only think of one suspect myself...

"The Dark One".

Sarah: Im not sure who took it...though not for a lack of trying to find out.
I've sent my Zerg scouts in search of answers, those that reported back had nothing....except for one who appeared quite traumatized which is rare in and of itself for zerg....anyway he kept muttering something about darkness surrounding him and an evil one touching him...
That brought me to a similar conclusion as your own...it must be him if its not me....as you suspected
(forgive me Im not up to date so Im kinda making it up abit)

(That's actually pretty close to how it works)

Mengsk was also a suspect of course...
you should know why...
according to Raynor, he said that "he would rule this sector or see it burnt to ashes around him".

(hears Mengsk objecting to that)
Quiet down there!

Now...

(also note that I'm no longer a Protoss, or even from the Starcraft universe, so, in character... I'm working off of second-hand information)

Do you have any proposed terms to offer for an alliance?
I only speak for myself though...
but... if you have any extra-Planar knowledge... you might have heard of an immortal such as myself...
I do not have a name.

Kerrigan: I did suspect him at first too since hes tried to manipulate the Zerg both before and after I took control of them....That aside though...my terms are:
1. assist me in reigning control of the Zerg since Im not in complete control of the entire race as you and others may have thought.
2. A pardon of sorts for my actions both immediately after my transformation and while the Overlord was controlling me
3. The Wormhole Weapon if its functioning when we find it be destroyed
4. Megnsk must be held accountable for his attempted use/manipulation of my people
*proceeds to list afew others*
Those are my terms...1-4 are of priority the others are secondary at best

Hmm... very well... I find the primary terms acceptable... but I'm afraid I can't allow the Zerg in general to have access to Sigil, as I don't have that kind of authority, however I can take you to the Lady of Pain, and you can bring it up with her. -After we avert the crisis here that is... Though... if we do survive this, and you decide to meet with the Lady of Pain... I would advise that you never insult her, and defer to every protocol she demands.

I have no problem with Mengsk being held accountable... however, I must make an alteration to that... I think he should be tried by a joint Protoss-Terran Military Tribunal, as he has wronged ALL species in this sector in some way. I will preside as the main Judge, you can be the Prosecution if you like.

I have some terms for you from the Protoss. (I'll let Stukov come up with Terran terms)

Keep in mind that I'm just reading these off.

1. You be held accountable for your crimes against the Protoss (both the Conclave and the Dark Templar Nomads) that you committed of your own volition. -Sorry, but that was the best I could talk them down to on short notice, Raynor has volunteered to be your defense, and I will Judge. I'm not from this Plane, did not witness or have any involvement in any of these cases, and thus am completely impartial. -

2. You order your Zerg to leave Aiur at once, and provide reparations to go towards the Protoss Homeworld's rebuilding.
(with that one... I'm assuming you have already done so, and the Zerg still present are beyond your control)

3. Aid in the fight against the Xel'Naga threat.

4. Help to find and capture Duran.

(stops reading)

There are some other terms involving borders, and the return of other slightly less important Protoss territories, but I'll let you look over them later.


As for your terms...
I'm afraid I personally can't grant you a pardon... you have never wronged me... you'll have to seek that from the Protoss and the Terrans...

I don't think either party will be willing to grant you pardon without a hearing of some kind... which will probably require that I go into your mind and determine which actions were truly your own during that time.

It had been my goal to destroy the Wormhole Weapon from the beginning... but I am one of the few people with the knowledge needed to dismantle it safely.

Sadly... it seemed close to being functional when I last saw it.

I would recommend that for the time being, we make locating it our top priority.

(turning to Cortana)

Yes... I have heard that before, and I just don't get it.

 

[xmbts]

*On reserve power next to Ashsaver*

TT_TT

 

[Ashsaver]

Ah...so tired.....

*uses xmbts's lap as a pillow*

I'll rest...a little while longer.....

 

[TheDoctor455]

(hits Ashsaver with a powerful tranquilizer, and deftly takes his knife away)

Should take care of that...
are you okay xmbts?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

SUDDENLY, MrAngryPants POOPS ALL OVER THE PLACE!

 

[TheDoctor455]

SUDDENLY, TheDoctor455, THROWS MrAngryPants OUT AN AIRLOCK!