If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Best of the 3]

I don't get it ;_; but I'm always simple, there is no off switch.

 

[xmbts]

It's Nixon humor, I expect the phrase,
I AM NOT A CROOK to pop up soon.
Hey look ^ There it is.

 

[mParadox]

Well what do you know. Now a history class is taking place.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I hate history classes <.<

 

[Best of the 3]

Not as much as me. We get at least 1 essay every week and we are learning about WW2 (It's always f***king WW2 >_<) and British politics in the early 1800's.

 

[mParadox]

British? Ha! We had to learn them by heart. Even though we don't give two cents about it. Thank God i gave the exam and now? I am free form history!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Kerrigan: I did suspect him at first too since hes tried to manipulate the Zerg both before and after I took control of them....That aside though...my terms are:
1. assist me in reigning control of the Zerg since Im not in complete control of the entire race as you and others may have thought.
2. A pardon of sorts for my actions both immediately after my transformation and while the Overlord was controlling me
3. The Wormhole Weapon if its functioning when we find it be destroyed
4. Megnsk must be held accountable for his attempted use/manipulation of my people
*proceeds to list afew others*
Those are my terms...1-4 are of priority the others are secondary at best

Hmm... very well... I find the primary terms acceptable... but I'm afraid I can't allow the Zerg in general to have access to Sigil, as I don't have that kind of authority, however I can take you to the Lady of Pain, and you can bring it up with her. -After we avert the crisis here that is... Though... if we do survive this, and you decide to meet with the Lady of Pain... I would advise that you never insult her, and defer to every protocol she demands.

I have no problem with Mengsk being held accountable... however, I must make an alteration to that... I think he should be tried by a joint Protoss-Terran Military Tribunal, as he has wronged ALL species in this sector in some way. I will preside as the main Judge, you can be the Prosecution if you like.

I have some terms for you from the Protoss. (I'll let Stukov come up with Terran terms)

Keep in mind that I'm just reading these off.

1. You be held accountable for your crimes against the Protoss (both the Conclave and the Dark Templar Nomads) that you committed of your own volition. -Sorry, but that was the best I could talk them down to on short notice, Raynor has volunteered to be your defense, and I will Judge. I'm not from this Plane, did not witness or have any involvement in any of these cases, and thus am completely impartial. -

2. You order your Zerg to leave Aiur at once, and provide reparations to go towards the Protoss Homeworld's rebuilding.
(with that one... I'm assuming you have already done so, and the Zerg still present are beyond your control)

3. Aid in the fight against the Xel'Naga threat.

4. Help to find and capture Duran.

(stops reading)

There are some other terms involving borders, and the return of other slightly less important Protoss territories, but I'll let you look over them later.


As for your terms...
I'm afraid I personally can't grant you a pardon... you have never wronged me... you'll have to seek that from the Protoss and the Terrans...

I don't think either party will be willing to grant you pardon without a hearing of some kind... which will probably require that I go into your mind and determine which actions were truly your own during that time.

It had been my goal to destroy the Wormhole Weapon from the beginning... but I am one of the few people with the knowledge needed to dismantle it safely.

Sadly... it seemed close to being functional when I last saw it.

I would recommend that for the time being, we make locating it our top priority.

(turning to Cortana)

Yes... I have heard that before, and I just don't get it.

Kerrigan: I've no problem if the others involved(Protoss and Terrans) wish for my people to stay away from Sigil. Also if I survive I'd be willing to meet the Lady to discuss other terms defer to her and stay my tongue. And I'd be more than willing to serve as the prosecution in the case against Mengsk.
*moving on to the terms*
I'll stand trial myself for my actions against the Protoss and I'll inform Jim myself that I'll be taking him up on his offer to act as my defense. I also agree to withdraw my Zerg forces to Char and either reign in or slaughter any that are acting independently. And the final two points I also readily accept. *takes the data pack containing the other terms and slips it away for later* And if you could inform the Protoss and Terrans of my request in light of you being unable to grant the pardon...And with those issue resolved temporarily at least I agree to shifting the focus over to the wormhole weapon
[color=sky blue]Cortana: oi what have I gotten myself into...this all is wayyyyyyy over my head.....but atleast Im not an AI anymore[/color]

Sorry for leaving you out of the loop for a bit Cortana. How soon until Raynor arrives with his part of the fleet? Any word from Zeratul yet?

And Kerrigan, feel free to help us question Mengsk... we need to know the Dominion's military rankings (who's in what position in it), security protocols, anything we'd need to fake orders from him, current positions of all of his forces, any information he has pertaining to the Wormhole Weapon, etc. You don't need to hurt him, or even go anywhere near him.... I suspect your presence will make him shit his pants enough for him to talk.

[color=sky blue]Cortana: I recieved a message from Raynor an hour ago he said he'd arrive in 2 days[/color](guestimating of course since I don't know how advanced/powerful Terran engines are)

Kerrigan: *contemplating tone* it would be my pleasure.....*child like voice* but just because you said I don't need to hurt him or go near him does that also mean I can't do either?

snip

Thank you Cortana.

Well... Kerrigan, fine, but remember we need him alive... for now.

[color=sky blue]Cortana: just recieved word from Zeratul.....he's not exactly pleased that Sarah is seeking a pardon after she 'by her own volition caused immense and potentially irreparable damage to the Protoss society/hierarchy while leading as one of them the enemies of my people' as he put it. But as has been said he's willing oddly enough despite his strong wording to give her 'chance' at this trial pending the results of the mind scan that you propose to preform on her.[/color]

Kerrigan: *sounding abit evil* Don't worry after all the time I spent interrogating/tormenting captured Dominion soldiers for my own twisted entertainment I know rather well how to injure a human without killing one. And besides as you said me standing opposite him in a room alone or even him knowing so close to him but unseen will probably get us what we information need....I just need a chance to....*stops to think carefully*...make him regret leaving me behind and betraying me

Hmm... very well.. I wouldn't recommend using your blades though.
While there aren't many who would object to anyone kicking him down some stairs or something... I don't think they'll let anything slide in the hearing. Just be sure that you don't do anything cruel and unusual.

The reason we need him alive is because he is the only way of proving that you were forced into becoming a Zerg.

EDIT:
Hello there... so... I take it that the Borgia daughters have caught on to your act?

 

[mParadox]

SHUSH! They are sleeping!

 

[TheDoctor455]

SHUSH! They are sleeping!

(nudges the Borgia's attractive daughters, they wake up, scream when they see me, and run out of my room and trip on the airlock switch, sucking them both into the vaccuum of space before the safey override kicks in)

 

[mParadox]

huh.. who knew you had the power?

 

[ShockValue]

Wait...so we're in space now? I have some catching up to do...

 

[TheDoctor455]

huh.. who knew you had the power?

Power to make people run in terror?

 

[mParadox]

Wait...so we're in space now? I have some catching up to do...

Me too. Happened when i wasn't looking.

OT: Yes. 'That' power.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I thought my face did that.

 

[mParadox]

No. It was... your hair. O_O

 

[TheDoctor455]

Well anyway... mParadox, how do you feel about helping to torture a prisoner?

 

[mParadox]

Depends. Is the prisoner me or someone else i'm remotely related too? Otherwise.. i'm open.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Depends. Is the prisoner me or someone else i'm remotely related too? Otherwise.. i'm open.

Are you related to Arcturus Mengsk?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Kerrigan: I did suspect him at first too since hes tried to manipulate the Zerg both before and after I took control of them....That aside though...my terms are:
1. assist me in reigning control of the Zerg since Im not in complete control of the entire race as you and others may have thought.
2. A pardon of sorts for my actions both immediately after my transformation and while the Overlord was controlling me
3. The Wormhole Weapon if its functioning when we find it be destroyed
4. Megnsk must be held accountable for his attempted use/manipulation of my people
*proceeds to list afew others*
Those are my terms...1-4 are of priority the others are secondary at best

Hmm... very well... I find the primary terms acceptable... but I'm afraid I can't allow the Zerg in general to have access to Sigil, as I don't have that kind of authority, however I can take you to the Lady of Pain, and you can bring it up with her. -After we avert the crisis here that is... Though... if we do survive this, and you decide to meet with the Lady of Pain... I would advise that you never insult her, and defer to every protocol she demands.

I have no problem with Mengsk being held accountable... however, I must make an alteration to that... I think he should be tried by a joint Protoss-Terran Military Tribunal, as he has wronged ALL species in this sector in some way. I will preside as the main Judge, you can be the Prosecution if you like.

I have some terms for you from the Protoss. (I'll let Stukov come up with Terran terms)

Keep in mind that I'm just reading these off.

1. You be held accountable for your crimes against the Protoss (both the Conclave and the Dark Templar Nomads) that you committed of your own volition. -Sorry, but that was the best I could talk them down to on short notice, Raynor has volunteered to be your defense, and I will Judge. I'm not from this Plane, did not witness or have any involvement in any of these cases, and thus am completely impartial. -

2. You order your Zerg to leave Aiur at once, and provide reparations to go towards the Protoss Homeworld's rebuilding.
(with that one... I'm assuming you have already done so, and the Zerg still present are beyond your control)

3. Aid in the fight against the Xel'Naga threat.

4. Help to find and capture Duran.

(stops reading)

There are some other terms involving borders, and the return of other slightly less important Protoss territories, but I'll let you look over them later.


As for your terms...
I'm afraid I personally can't grant you a pardon... you have never wronged me... you'll have to seek that from the Protoss and the Terrans...

I don't think either party will be willing to grant you pardon without a hearing of some kind... which will probably require that I go into your mind and determine which actions were truly your own during that time.

It had been my goal to destroy the Wormhole Weapon from the beginning... but I am one of the few people with the knowledge needed to dismantle it safely.

Sadly... it seemed close to being functional when I last saw it.

I would recommend that for the time being, we make locating it our top priority.

(turning to Cortana)

Yes... I have heard that before, and I just don't get it.

Kerrigan: I've no problem if the others involved(Protoss and Terrans) wish for my people to stay away from Sigil. Also if I survive I'd be willing to meet the Lady to discuss other terms defer to her and stay my tongue. And I'd be more than willing to serve as the prosecution in the case against Mengsk.
*moving on to the terms*
I'll stand trial myself for my actions against the Protoss and I'll inform Jim myself that I'll be taking him up on his offer to act as my defense. I also agree to withdraw my Zerg forces to Char and either reign in or slaughter any that are acting independently. And the final two points I also readily accept. *takes the data pack containing the other terms and slips it away for later* And if you could inform the Protoss and Terrans of my request in light of you being unable to grant the pardon...And with those issue resolved temporarily at least I agree to shifting the focus over to the wormhole weapon
[color=sky blue]Cortana: oi what have I gotten myself into...this all is wayyyyyyy over my head.....but atleast Im not an AI anymore[/color]

Sorry for leaving you out of the loop for a bit Cortana. How soon until Raynor arrives with his part of the fleet? Any word from Zeratul yet?

And Kerrigan, feel free to help us question Mengsk... we need to know the Dominion's military rankings (who's in what position in it), security protocols, anything we'd need to fake orders from him, current positions of all of his forces, any information he has pertaining to the Wormhole Weapon, etc. You don't need to hurt him, or even go anywhere near him.... I suspect your presence will make him shit his pants enough for him to talk.

[color=sky blue]Cortana: I recieved a message from Raynor an hour ago he said he'd arrive in 2 days[/color](guestimating of course since I don't know how advanced/powerful Terran engines are)

Kerrigan: *contemplating tone* it would be my pleasure.....*child like voice* but just because you said I don't need to hurt him or go near him does that also mean I can't do either?

snip

Thank you Cortana.

Well... Kerrigan, fine, but remember we need him alive... for now.

[color=sky blue]Cortana: just recieved word from Zeratul.....he's not exactly pleased that Sarah is seeking a pardon after she 'by her own volition caused immense and potentially irreparable damage to the Protoss society/hierarchy while leading as one of them the enemies of my people' as he put it. But as has been said he's willing oddly enough despite his strong wording to give her 'chance' at this trial pending the results of the mind scan that you propose to preform on her.[/color]

Kerrigan: *sounding abit evil* Don't worry after all the time I spent interrogating/tormenting captured Dominion soldiers for my own twisted entertainment I know rather well how to injure a human without killing one. And besides as you said me standing opposite him in a room alone or even him knowing so close to him but unseen will probably get us what we information need....I just need a chance to....*stops to think carefully*...make him regret leaving me behind and betraying me

I for one will not accept giving Kerrigan a pardon until she have been properly de-infested.

[color=sky blue] Cortana:*in a professional tone* Thats nice Stukov but is that the official position of the Terrans or is that your position due to your own personal frustrations with over her past actions?[/color]

Kerrigan: I understand where your coming from. But you do realize that once I've been de-infested my link to and control over the Zerg will cease and they'll run rampant and uncontrolled(and if not that under the command of another more than likely evil being) again?

 

[mParadox]

Depends. Is the prisoner me or someone else i'm remotely related too? Otherwise.. i'm open.

Are you related to Arcturus Mengsk?

*brings out poison blade* It would be my pleasure.

But sadly, i have to go. It was a pleasure folks. Good Night.