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The Clown

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*seeing as every part of the clowns body is made up of the souls except for a small ruby at the centre of his skull, he evaporates, expanding across the earth, the ruby shoots upwards through the roof and into the sky, where the souls regroup and reform the clown, who divebombs back down with a huge force and lands right infront of thedoctor, he takes a step forwards so his face is right infront of thedoctor's* you can't kill me, just as I can't kill you, shall we battle for eternity? or will you see sense, I would prefer to battle, but I have better things to do at the moment.
 

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*Kicks The Clown in the shin again*

Wait what was that? I wasn't listening.
 

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*Attempts to pull foot free*

Damn clowns...
 

The Clown

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*releases xmbts and leaps 30 feet into the air and lands on the rooftop next to them*
 

TheDoctor455

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*mutters a spell, flies for the ruby grabs it, examines it, and removes the one element that had made it invulnerable*

Stop this nonsense now, or I will destroy it.
 

TheDoctor455

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The Clown said:
(wrong thread doctor, plus, you cannot change any aspect of my ruby)
I just did, and you did bring up a ruby in this thread:
The Clown said:
*seeing as every part of the clowns body is made up of the souls except for a small ruby at the centre of his skull, he evaporates, expanding across the earth, the ruby shoots upwards through the roof and into the sky, where the souls regroup and reform the clown, who divebombs back down with a huge force and lands right infront of thedoctor, he takes a step forwards so his face is right infront of thedoctor's* you can't kill me, just as I can't kill you, shall we battle for eternity? or will you see sense, I would prefer to battle, but I have better things to do at the moment.
As old as I am, and as much as I have seen... did you really think I wouldn't recognize one of my own creations?

I can do whatever I want to something I made.
 

The Clown

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TheDoctor455 said:
The Clown said:
(wrong thread doctor, plus, you cannot change any aspect of my ruby)
I just did, and you did bring up a ruby in this thread:
The Clown said:
*seeing as every part of the clowns body is made up of the souls except for a small ruby at the centre of his skull, he evaporates, expanding across the earth, the ruby shoots upwards through the roof and into the sky, where the souls regroup and reform the clown, who divebombs back down with a huge force and lands right infront of thedoctor, he takes a step forwards so his face is right infront of thedoctor's* you can't kill me, just as I can't kill you, shall we battle for eternity? or will you see sense, I would prefer to battle, but I have better things to do at the moment.
As old as I am, and as much as I have seen... did you really think I wouldn't recognize one of my own creations?

I can do whatever I want to something I made.
I was not created, by any sentient being, I was made by accident in the first volcanoe on earth, (anyway, I've already reformed, the ruby is guarded by souls, let me fight xmbts through these two threads)
 

TheDoctor455

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The Clown said:
TheDoctor455 said:
The Clown said:
(wrong thread doctor, plus, you cannot change any aspect of my ruby)
I just did, and you did bring up a ruby in this thread:
The Clown said:
*seeing as every part of the clowns body is made up of the souls except for a small ruby at the centre of his skull, he evaporates, expanding across the earth, the ruby shoots upwards through the roof and into the sky, where the souls regroup and reform the clown, who divebombs back down with a huge force and lands right infront of thedoctor, he takes a step forwards so his face is right infront of thedoctor's* you can't kill me, just as I can't kill you, shall we battle for eternity? or will you see sense, I would prefer to battle, but I have better things to do at the moment.
As old as I am, and as much as I have seen... did you really think I wouldn't recognize one of my own creations?

I can do whatever I want to something I made.
I was not created, by any sentient being, I was made by accident in the first volcanoe on earth, (anyway, I've already reformed, the ruby is guarded by souls, let me fight xmbts through these two threads)
And who do you think committed that first act of violence?
I was there.
Work it out.
I knew what the results would be.
I MADE you.
*mutters a spell, the ruby comes flying out of the Clown and back into the Nameless One's hands, as he squeezes on the ruby, cracks start to appear on it, and it shows the first signs of crumbling. These marks are permanent, there is no hope of regenerating them while still in your maker's hands.*

...
 

The Clown

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*The ruby sounds, the clown's voice spilling from it "You may have commited the first act of violence, you led to my power, but you have to control of me"* (please see my reformation post on the basement thread for the general idea of what happens next)
 

TheDoctor455

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The Clown said:
*The ruby sounds, the clown's voice spilling from it "You may have commited the first act of violence, you led to my power, but you have to control of me"* (please see my reformation post on the basement thread for the general idea of what happens next)
I call upon your True Name, *mutters an incomprehensible series of vaguely connected syllables*, this name you cannot change no matter how many times you reform, no matter how many rubies are destroyed and remade, your True Name is the one constant of anything.

I command thee to stop this senseless fight with xmbts and to fuck off of to the Far Realms.