If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[ShockValue]

Fried kangaroo? Eww...

 

[TheDoctor455]

Fried kangaroo? Eww...

Its actually quite good... here try some. Your mouth will love you for the rest of your life.

 

[Spoonius]

An actual Joey:

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/_5190021-431x300.jpg

 

[ShockValue]

Fried kangaroo? Eww...

Its actually quite good... here try some. Your mouth will love you for the rest of your life.

I think I'll pass. Knowing my luck I'll end up dead again or something.

 

[Sacman]

Oh yes moar Samus...
*Pounces...*

 

[Sacman]

You gonna get raped blind girl...<.<

 

[TheDoctor455]

*mutters a spell, setting "ass licks" on fire*

 

[xmbts]

Hey! Don't throw kangaroo at me.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*pushes a button marked "shut up noodle"*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*mutters a spell, everyone is cured of every disease they've ever had and will have*

There is that better?

Now...

*mutters a spell, which prevents "ass licks" from kicking anyone*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*mutters a spell, "alex" can't kick anyone*

 

[Spoonius]

I would let her kick me.