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Nice threads...

Wrap this up will ya? I need to assassinate.. not kill mind you... assassinate...
 

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mParadox said:
Why did you go back to topic? The conversations then become really awkward.
Yeah, I'll bring it back off.

The test was ok to start. I was going through the pages. SOmething I didn't get but not much. But then bullshit kicked in and then...

2 WHOLE pages on YIEST and FUCKING BUDDING!

I didn't revise fucking budding. That's going to be the bane of my life now. BUDDING! I do all of the complicated stuff, a lot on the heart, lungs, plants, all that crap, only to be beaten by budding. I think I'm going to go and cry now.
 

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o_O

Yep... tests do have a tendency to do that...

*offers tissue*

There is always a hug if you want it.
 

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@Paradox: xmbts and Snowden have already given me counciling and hugs. Your a bit slow.

That reminds me of my GCSE test last year. Learnt all the complicated crap and can you guess what came up? Organic farming and whaling? We never even did anything on whaling D:
 

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You tried that's the important part. :p
 

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Ah yeah.....

Just received the invite... so don't blame me! Blame teh internets!!
 

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mParadox said:
Nice threads...

Wrap this up will ya? I need to assassinate.. not kill mind you... assassinate...
*the mind-fuckery is complete, you are now Dexter Morgan. There is no way around this.*

Have fun. Oh I wouldn't bother starting with me. I can't die.
 

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Need i spell it out for ya?

A.S.S.A.S.S.I.N.A.T.E.

Should be simple enough. Now where did you put my blades?
 

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mParadox said:
Need i spell it out for ya?

A.S.S.A.S.S.I.N.A.T.E.

Should be simple enough. Now where did you put my blades?
*shows that I'm wearing them.*

And... in his own way Dexter assassinates as well. His methods just take longer.

*mind-fuckery commencing*

YOUR methods just take longer. YOU are Dexter Morgan. YOU ARE Dexter Morgan. YOU ARE DEXTER MORGAN.

*stops the mind-fuck and unties mParadox*

Oh fine, I give up.
 

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*stands up*

*yawn* That was entertaining... now if you excuse me i need to go to a crime scene... some poor guy has been murdered and they are requesting for my Eagle Eye.
 

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*stands up*

*yawn* That was entertaining... now if you excuse me i need to go to a crime scene... some poor guy has been murdered and they are requesting for my Eagle Eye.
Hmmm... a partial success then?

Odd.

Well let me know if there's anything odd about the crime scene.
 

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Lots of splatter.... judging by it the guy was...stabbed....the blades....they match the wounds perfectly....

i am awesome! :D
 

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Lots of splatter.... judging by it the guy was...stabbed....the blades....they match the wounds perfectly....

i am awesome! :D
Yes... but now that you're a member of the police force, you might want to hide your involvement in this... or we might end up going to court.
 

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And Snow can be executioner, I'd do it but I think that the explosion would be more entertaining.