If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Cinnamonfloss]

Get out my bed your going to get fur everywhere!
*stares*
Stop..stop looking at me like that..
FINE, stay. puppyeyes.

 

[xmbts]

...You have too much makeup on.

 

[The Clown]

Your face is made of make-up, it's just metal underneath.

 

[Impluse_101]

*licks the clown's makeup off and he turns into The nicest guy in the world* ^w^

 

[Ashsaver]

What is this creature?

*pats weapons&ammo&health&energy cheat's head*

....cute.

 

[Scde2]

Uh...Do you have change for a 20?

 

[Ashsaver]

No....take this instead.

*shows a copy of GlaDOS start up disk*

 

[Scde2]

Wait...Do I...do I eat it?

 

[Ashsaver]

I leave it up to you....teehee
*Handed a copy of GlaDOS start up disk to Scde2*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*snatches the GlaDOS start-up disk, throws it on the ground, and smashes it.*

No more of that thank you very much.

 

[Ashsaver]

teehee...It's kind of funny....people get the wrong idea...about what start up disk actually do..

 

[scorptatious]

That red eye is scary...

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hey Clockwerk, how's it hanging?

 

[scorptatious]

Fine. Just got back from killing my enemy's parents and stealing his precious book. I'm sure that he won't come try to find me and get revenge.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*hands scorp a synopis of Sly 1*

Might want to read through that.

And...

*grabs book*

You grabbed the wrong book... this is Cooper family's cookbook.

 

[scorptatious]

You grabbed the wrong book... this is Cooper family's cookbook.

http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/

Edit: TheDoctor455! You will never be rid of me... Clockwerk is superior!

 

[TheDoctor455]

You grabbed the wrong book... this is Cooper family's cookbook.

http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/

You might want to add something to that post before a mod penalizes you for low content.

OT:
*mutters a spell, the real book appears in my hands.*

Now... how much is it worth to you.
Before you try killing me, you should know that I've been at
this immortality gig much longer than you.

 

[scorptatious]

Longer? So that was you behind me in the background of all those old pages of the Theivius Raccoonus. How old are you??

 

[xmbts]

*Wakes up to screaming gargoyle thing*
AHHHHH-What the fu-*falls off bed*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Longer? So that was you behind me in the background of all those old pages of the Theivius Raccoonus. How old are you??

That's Sly's line. Not yours, Clockwerk.
And last I checked, The Nameless One wasn't in the Theivius Raccoonus.

I am thousands of years old.
I know almost every secret there is to know of the Multiverse and the Planes.
I know much about the Arcane Arts.
I bear no animosity towards you as long as you don't prove yourself to be a threat.

OT:
xmbts, that wasn't a gargoyle, that was Clockwerk. He's from the Sly Cooper sereis.
He's an immortal robotic owl. And a bit of an asshole.