If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[scorptatious]

Longer? So that was you behind me in the background of all those old pages of the Theivius Raccoonus. How old are you??

That's Sly's line. Not yours, Clockwerk.
And last I checked, The Nameless One wasn't in the Theivius Raccoonus.

I am thousands of years old.
I know almost every secret there is to know of the Multiverse and the Planes.
I know much about the Arcane Arts.
I bear no animosity towards you as long as you don't prove yourself to be a threat.

Well shit... I'm boned. And that's saying something.

 

[xmbts]

Hmm, so if I cannibalize you I wonder if I can be immortal, then I could compete with some of the other people here.

 

[scorptatious]

I'd imagine that would be pretty hard. As I'm very large and made out of metal.

 

[xmbts]

I didn't mean eating, more like disassembling and integrating.

Spoiler: She's mostly robotic, you see.

 

[mParadox]

Oh wow. A robot girl. Desmond must be playing again.

 

[Impluse_101]

By fire be purged! *Uses inferno brush technique on Paradox*

 

[xmbts]

I'm going to name you cuddles.

 

[TheDoctor455]

xmbts, aren't you a cyborg? So... isn't there some kinda auto-repair system built in?

OT:
So... mParadox... how's the trial going?

 

[mParadox]

Trial? There was a trial? who won? O_O

 

[xmbts]

xmbts, aren't you a cyborg? So... isn't there some kinda auto-repair system built in?

There is...why exactly do you think I need it? What did you do.
*Looks around suspiciously*

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

Whats that grin for... *Looks at the demolished bed from Last night* Oh my....

 

[Scde2]

*Sneaks away*

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

Scde2 just where do you think you're going!? *Tacklehugs*

 

[Scde2]

No where. >_>
*Smexes*

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

That makes how many times? like 13?

 

[TheDoctor455]

xmbts, aren't you a cyborg? So... isn't there some kinda auto-repair system built in?

There is...why exactly do you think I need it? What did you do.
*Looks around suspiciously*

Nothing. What I meant was... doesn't that auto-repair system make you immortal then?

And... could someone please get this "lelouch" person to stop hacking away at me like that?

 

[Best of the 3]

*Yawn* Was I missing something good? >:3

 

[Sacman]

No your just in time to put on your dress...<.<

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

And... could someone please get this "lelouch" person to stop hacking away at me like that?

Ahem, that is Domon Kasshu from G-Gundam, And this is what he was doing when this clip was made.

OT: sorry, you're not old enough yet.