If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[TheDoctor455]

I'm sorry about that xmbts... I just plugged the wires in where the instruction manual told me to put them. *hands xmbts the manual.*

 

[xmbts]

...They only go on the back and head. THIS *Lights manual on fire* is incorrect.

 

[The Clown]

Someone call the police, there's an odd man in my bed

 

[TheDoctor455]

...They only go on the back and head. THIS *Lights manual on fire* is incorrect.

Sorry... that's the only one I could get from Murdoc. Take it up with him.

Umm... are you feeling all right? Since it was wrong... maybe you didn't recharge properly...

OT:
*dials 911*
Hello, police, there's a creepy murdering clown in my bed... help!

 

[The Clown]

*creepy voice replies to thedoctor's police call* hellooo, this is the police, we'd be happy to come help, with KNIFE PIES!

 

[scorptatious]

Did someone say pies? Me LOVE pies!

 

[mParadox]

*holds screwdriver* That can be arranged.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*creepy voice replies to thedoctor's police call* hellooo, this is the police, we'd be happy to come help, with KNIFE PIES!

Oh bugger.

Well...
*mutters a spell, setting the Clown on fire.*

OT:
Oh hey mParadox, would you mind helping me get rid of this Clown's corpse?

 

[xmbts]

Welcome! Now why can't I move my legs?

Damn two ninjas? Well my question stands.

 

[The Clown]

*creepy voice replies to thedoctor's police call* hellooo, this is the police, we'd be happy to come help, with KNIFE PIES!

Oh bugger.

Well...
*mutters a spell, setting the Clown on fire.*

OT:
Oh hey mParadox, would you mind helping me get rid of this Clown's corpse?

when will you learn, you're not a wizard.

 

[scorptatious]

Oh shit! Clown! (shots cockgun)

 

[mParadox]

But i am an Assassino. Refrain from talking or i will dispose of you.

 

[xmbts]

And I am...currently crippled.

Nobody help it builds character.

 

[Best of the 3]

Oh dear, crippled? What has been happening?

 

[xmbts]

Doc misplaced some plugs, I'm thinking it was at least partially on purpose.

 

[Best of the 3]

>_<

That ninny. I hope he didn't hurt you. =3

 

[The Clown]

help me..... I'm dying.

 

[Best of the 3]

It's only a flesh wound.

 

[xmbts]

Was that a reference? From you?